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Wanker goes to Wisconsin

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Trip Reports' started by wanker751, Jan 30, 2016.

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  1. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    My Trip Report

    Dells that is.

    Family trip to water park condo..

    Why not do a adult trip to ho chunk.. Mrs wanker and 20 year old niece sat this out.

    Just lost 100 at uth... stupid tablets in tables... no chips paid out until you cash out.

    You get real cards but it was dumb.

    So far for vp here I found 8/5 jacks and 6/5/35 bp.. bah

    Got $10 free play for signing up and at 20 pts another $10...
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Located regular 6/5 and 7/5 jacks.. bah
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Dollar gets you 9/5 jacks and 7/5 bonus.. watch max bet wanker... 10 not 5... playing $1 jacks
     
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    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Greedy casino!

    I like the sound of the new member offer though. What place you staying at? We went to Mt. Olympus last winter, not bad for being cheap. Good luck tonight! Have more New Glarus for me! :drunk:

    Hope not all machines are max bet of 10!
     
  5. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Lost $10 at dollar vp. Moved on to 8/5 .25 level jacks
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Wilderness... the Wyndham...

    Yeah lost $190 in total.

    $20 on 8/5 bonus dlx dstp
    $10 on 9/5 jacks dollars
    $60 8/5 jacks
    $100 uth

    I did not like the no chips uth went too quick.

    Free play is good wish I could go back.

    I can get $10 after spending $10 at restaurants
    $10 if I spend $10 at gas station.
    $10 for signing up for email
    $10 for bring new member
    $10 for liking Facebook page
    $10 for buying drink of month

    But in that order...

    And at all ho chunk casinos too....

    Not bad I suppose.
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Few quick notes on the trip...

    Water parks are fun but cannot help but think of this everytime I go to one...

    http://southpark.cc.com/clips/256713/its-a-da-pee

    Wanted a Wisconsin fish fry last night... looked up best one in janesville wi. Milwaukee bar or something like that 30 minute wait with hungry 5 year old and preggo... so we go to bear next.. got fry there... cod... was very thick and not cooked though.. yuck so I obviously picked worst fish fry.

    Today was mostly at Park except for meals... holy hell it was jammed packed! Crazy jammed.

    I went on one slide since I was on 5 year old duty..which I love!

    A boogie board you sit in, the slide had music you picked out and lights in ceiling and you hit buttons on the board red green, yellow or blue when you see em...as you go you unlock level..m pretty awesome.. I only did it once but really cool idea imo.

    Sad note they took inner tubes out of wave pool, always had fun with little man pushing him through waves.
     
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    TIMSPEED !địt mẹ!

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    They used to have that "chipless" UTH table at Barona, in San Diego...my wife and I loved it!! Unfortunately they took it out recently...they said it cost too much to operate it, so now it's just regular UTH...
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    It was cool but I missed playing with the chips.. also seemed more impersonal
     
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    bluesdude Low-Roller

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    We tried Ho Chunk a year or so ago and hated it. Lousy VP for me and wife did not like the slots. Also just seemed like a stale vibe in the place. Never again for these degens!
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Yeah I doubt I'd go there just for that. But for a few hours away from the kids and waterpark it is ok...

    But for me there are so many better casinos near by I can get rooms at if I wanted an overnight trip so I agree with that
     
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    bluesdude Low-Roller

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    I really shouldn't judge to harshly. We go to Potawatomi fairly frequently because we have had some mild luck there and they have been giving us comped rooms with our low roller play. Not the best VP but playable at .25 level.
     
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    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    I have not been to Potawatomi since they opened hotel. The vp sucked at ho chunk. But they had a decent band playing on Saturday night
     
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    bluesdude Low-Roller

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    The rooms are nice, especially when they are comped! I don't think I would ever pay what they want to charge though.
     
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