I know I am not a slow player, but I never consider I am among the fastest, Over the yeas I saw a few players (less than a handful ) faster than myself. I have received lots of comments in casinos by fellow VP players and bystanders saying "Oh, man, you are super fast!". There was even a time a guy stopped playing himself so that he could call his friends over to watch me playing. I think I am in the class of 1000 hands per hour. Well, I only play the game I am familiar with, such as BP, DDB, TBD, DB, NSUD. I don't like to play Ultimate X or Quick Quads,, the strategies are too complicated. And the first thing I do after sit down at a machine is always tuning the speed to maximum. If you see a guy playing $1-$5 VP machines like crazy and never order a drink, it probably be me. What about you guys? Any interesting stories?