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Trip report that involved Hookers and more!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by azzy, Jan 1, 2007.

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  1. azzy

    azzy MIA

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    My Trip Report

    I read this on another site but it is so funny I had to copy and paste it here. A link to the direct trip report is: http://casinotripreports.com/smf/index.php?topic=37.0.

    Story of how I got ripped off by two prostitutes in vegas
    « on: December 20, 2006, 09:31:42 PM »

    :drunk:
     
  2. azzy

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    I love the guys poor grammar and that he hates all women that have tattos on their chest!! I was LMAO when reading this!!
     
  3. I NEED VEGAS

    I NEED VEGAS Low-Roller

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    For $1200.00 -- I would have had 5 girls. Wow. I like sex as much as the next guy, but $1200.00!!??!?!?!? Moddon!!!!! What a retard!!!! If, and that is a big if, i were going to pay for it, $200.00 max. It's vegas man, who needs to pay for it. If you are that desperate, wait outside Jet, or Pure or The Ghostbar elevator for some drunks. I cant tell you how many times i have gotten laid in vegas by just bumping into some drunk women.
     
  4. azzy

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    I hear ya man . . . when reading it, I couldn't believe it! Especially in Vegas, anything goes!!!
     
  5. gmoney590

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    Well, that was interesting. Nothing wrong with paying for it if that's what you feel like you need to do; but, really 1200? that's insane. Maybe the money would have been better spent figuring out why he always screws up with nonprostitutes.
     
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    That guy is either one of the biggest LOERS on the planet or a real bad storyteller.

    David
     
  7. mrsvjw

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    Is it sad I had to be five beers in to my night before I could read that and make any sense of it??

    LIFE IS NOT A TEXT MESSAGE. IT'S CALLED SPELLCHECK. OR A COMMA. LOOK IN TO IT.

    But.. funny story. Although at least all the times I've heard personal stories of my dude friends being ripped off by hookers... um.... they were all being stupid. Very very stupid.
     
  8. Steelerfan43

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    After reading some of the trip reports at that other message board, I would like to give thanks and verbal hugs to some of the gifted wordsmiths here that take the time to type out a well written, concise and to the point reports that are enjoyable to read and don't make me want to wash out my eyes with vinegar. (And keep the run on sentences to a minimum.) I am far from Hemingway, and we all have minds farts, but anytime anything spews out mf the brain, I try to ask myself "Who gives a crap?"
     
  9. IllMarty

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    After reding some that I feel like I need a shower! :vomit:
     
  10. chef

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    Not come off as a prude, but I don't think we need anything that vulgar or sexually-explicit on T2V. All that appeared to be was a cheap imitation of letters to Penthouse.
     
  11. HurricaneMikey

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    Oh puh-lease Mr. Anybody-Had-Any-Random-Sex-Encounters-In-Vegas Guy. Are you serious? Aren't you the one always bringing up the more 'prurient' topics here? Besides, according to our Supreme Queen, only Politics is a taboo topic.

    You telling us that we don't need anything vulgar or sexually explicit on T2V is like Doc Al saying we shouldn't talk about puke.

    I'm just sayin'.

    Mikey

    /token Vulgarian
    //didn't read the link
    ///must be desensitized now that I live here in Sin City
    ////can't stop hitting the slashie button
     
  12. xizor

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    That linked report was nowhere near as graphic as a penthouse letter.

    But it was funny because it reads like it was written by a 14 year old whose only sexual experience so far has been reading penthouse letters.
     
  13. dscs007

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    Or his own hand.

    David
     
  14. JenIttels

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    I gotta say that $1200 for sex with 2 girls is still nowhere near as expensive as it outta be. This guy is probably (or obviously) a total jerk and yet a couple of girls still let him touch them without him having to be nice, clean, attractive, articulate, educated etc etc that some girls might require.

    Sure he probably paid a high price compared to the market average but he's lucky he got anything at all!
     
  15. chef

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    Mikey and others,
    I was somewhat reluctant to post that last message. One never wants to get on the high-moral ground and espouse his or her views to the masses. I can see where you're coming from. Sorry for how I came off.
    I enjoy discussing sex on this board. It's enlightening. Sex is a huge part of the Vegas experience.
    However, I stand by what I said about it being too graphic or vulgar. That's all - nothing more.
     
  16. RonNJ

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    Try not to EXPOSE yourself while in Vegas
     
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    I'm wondering how the "con" worked.

    They said: "Okay, it'll be $1200 for both of us."
    He said: "Well, I haven't had sex in 2-3 years, sooooo.....ok."
    And the "business deal" was finalized.

    That's a "con"? I was expecting a story more like my buddy who I went to Spring Break with one year. Some skanky girl wanted to go back to the hotel with him. When the rest of us finally made it back to the room, he was sitting on the bed, crying. Said they had sex, he went to the bathroom, came out, and his wallet, including all cash and credit cards, watch, and anything else he had of value had skeedaddled with the girl.

    Now THAT'S a con.
     
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    That greasy guy now posted another trip report on that site. I will not post a link, but if you visit the other trip report, then see the main Las Vegas board, I am sure you can figure out which posting is his based on the title!
     
  20. Lori R

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    I kind of agree with Chef on this one. While it wasn't as graphic as a Penthouse letter, I almost expected it to start with, "I never thought this would happen to me." If this idiot talks anywhere near as badly as he writes, a hooker is the best he's going to get. Personally, I think this was fabricated.
     
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