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TriggerMN is golden like a shower! LIVE 12/3 thru 12/7

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by TriggerMN, Dec 2, 2015.

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  1. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    My Trip Report

    Alright, folks. While all of you were busy figuring out how to start your trip reports, I was busy giving Geotwink a goodbye present. The wifey loves me because I start strong, let her enjoy the refracation period in the middle, then drop the hammer to finish. Hopefully this trip report will reflect that.

    However, with 69 concurrent trip reports from fellow VMB jabrones, I can't guarantee I'll finish this time. Odds are there will be hijacking of others' TR's, hijacking of mine, debauchery, degeneracy, skullduggery, and all other formats ending in -y.

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    Bankroll is set. The goal is to come away a winner. If I lose my ass, I'll have to take a third damn job over the holidays and end up working under this guy:

    [video=youtube;QFQyib5ZQZY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY[/video]

    One more day of work at the mothership and I'm outta this snow infested hellhole we call Minnesota. ETA in Vegas is 9:10 PM local time. I've never seen the high limit slots room at Planet Hollywood, but I have a feeling I'll be seeing it tomorrow night. Bring the MF'ing ruckus!
     
  2. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    Vegas baby Vegas

    Minnesota?...never heard of it, is that near Texas?
     
  3. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    Same time zone at least. Plus the upper midwest has a TON of chicks--both of 'em.
     
  4. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    lol...the main thing I liked about visiting the University of Minnesota was the chicks.

    Good luck!
     
  5. chess

    chess VIP Whale

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    Just win baby just win.... See ya soon jabroni
     
  6. breanna61

    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    Have a great trip!
     
  7. sam_marques

    sam_marques High-Roller

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    Safe travels!! Hopefully see you at the meet on Saturday!
     
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  8. dvandentop

    dvandentop VIP Whale

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    Good luck man with that br should be able to hit a handpay or 2!
     
  9. journaljim

    journaljim Low-Roller

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    Good luck and tear it up man. My wife and I will be a week late but if anyone gets left behind and needs bailed out or signed out of rehab let us know, we gotcha.
     
  10. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    I'll be seeing you tonight after you win $10k this afternoon and bankroll your weekend!
     
  11. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    If I were you I'd take precaution...before you step to meet a fly girl.

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    Thanks! We're around until Monday so feel free to come say hello.
     
  12. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    Same to you! Remember, if it's not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!!!

    [video=youtube;_pUbYKd8TVU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pUbYKd8TVU[/video]

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    Thanks Derek, if I had a suit like yours I'm sure the hand pays would be an automatic feature.

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    Thanks. Good to know we can count on the FIBs! Just kidding! :nworthy:
     
  13. journaljim

    journaljim Low-Roller

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    FIBs - lol. Well, when the shoe fits...
     
  14. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    I get in at 10:10 pm....race to the HL room at PH ;)
     
  15. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    I'll warm up the "Bay of Fundy Megabucks" slot for you, and I'll have them set up a treadmill in the corner.
     
  16. 6Mermaids

    6Mermaids Low-Roller

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    Good Luck!

    Please post your MrsFuri outfits and keep up the Bell Biv Devoe quotes. :) Made me laugh!
     
  17. mona

    mona Tourist

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    Have fun! Though just so those none Minnesotans know... right now we only have a trace of snow and it's suppose to be in the 40's while Trigger is gone. So it's not that cold and no snow. Just so he doesn't jinx it and bring cold and snow back with him.
     
  18. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    I've got some Mrs Furi specials all lined up for the weekend. :peace:
     
  19. TriggerMN

    TriggerMN High-Roller

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    I know, the snow at home has almost all melted away. Just in case I got Kong all gassed up and ready to rock if geotwink needs to clear the driveway in my absence.
     
  20. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Jabroni is a word I an trying to insert into my daily vocab.

    Good luck!
     
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