I fully expected to write a trip report but not live. Good news is we all boarded out of CMH early. Even better good news is the plane had 6 empty seats and I wrangled one of them between us. But the bad news is a light came on in the cockpit saying some fuel transfer gizmo was malfunctioning. Now I certainly want the fuel to transfer so we sit. I'm worn out from my (probably not so subtle) antics to appear that the middle seat was occupied. I'm sure I fooled no one but for now it's open. The irony will be we'll probably have to change planes. On a gambling note I'm 2-0 playing my wife in high card. Life is good. Come on mechanic fix that light and let me salvage my poor mans first class.