O.K>----so you have never been caught sleeping at your desk/job. How about being late for work and not being completely honest why you were late. 10-I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed. 9- I had to take my cat to the dentist. 8- I saw you were not in the office, so I went out looking for you. 7- My son flushed our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret. 6- I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to say for questioning. 5- My dog dialed 911, and the police wanted to question me about what "really" happened. 4- Someone was following me, and I drove all around town trying to lose them. 3- I super-glued my eye shut thinking it was contact solution. 2- I left my shoes on the porch last night so as not to wake my wife when I got home....and a raccoon stole one of my work shoes off my porch. And the #1 craziest excuse for being late is............ 1. A prostitute climbed into my car at a traffic light, and I was afraid my wife would see her and think that I was messing around.....so I got out and left the car.