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Toilet slot machine/VP

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by Dpin300, Jul 31, 2012.

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  1. Dpin300

    Dpin300 Low-Roller

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    I've heard a story about that there's a place where you can actually gamble while your sitting on the toilet :eek:

    Does anyone know where that is or isn't true? I'd laugh if you said that almost all toilets have slots or VP :D

    Not that I'd be interested in doing it but the fact you could if you wanted to would be great, especially for a photo!
     
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    I don't think I'd want to touch the buttons.
     
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    Where did you hear a story like that?
     
  4. Dpin300

    Dpin300 Low-Roller

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    I think I heard it from someone who had been to Vegas. Can't recall exactly who it was though. Can't find any pictures of it on google so I don't think it exists
     
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    don`t touch the brown buttons! :vomit:
     
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    The M Resort has little LCD tvs eye level in front of the urinals in the poker room.
     
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    Didn't Atlantic City just approve portable gaming devices?
     
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    Portable OR POTABLE???
     
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    So many possibilities with that idea

    I gotta go and some clown is telling me that:
    I'm on a hot machine you gotta wait
    I just ordered a drink
     
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    I bet "craps" is the most played game while on the toilet......LOL
     
  11. Pinny Long

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    In my opinion it's kind of a reality-based urban legend. The reality is I can guarantee that the idea has been considered a million times and already fully explored. But there are a few obvious problems with the proposition which should keep it from ever actually existing . . .

    - Security. Most people probably don't want cameras on them while droppin' a deuce.
    - Sanitation. A bunch of people pawwing a touch screen while crapping. Uggh.
    - Practicality. Restrooms serve a primary and vital function. Encouraging people to sit for hours in the toilet can lead to gridlock and societal collapse.
    - Service. Sending slot attendants into someone's crapper stall because the ticket printer jammed or something is inconvenient and kind of nasty.

    What the OP may've been remembering is the old Star Trek urinals at the Hilton. They'd have screens and make sounds and run "analyses" on YOUR PISS to tell you in a most scientific manner that your chances of winning were very high.
     
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    Some very funny replies and also some taking the OPs question way too serious.
     
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    I thought it hard to believe but then again you never know in Vegas. Had some laughs though on some comments, thanks guys!
     
  14. Pinny Long

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    YES!!!!!

    I found some video of the Star Trek urinal screens.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI5WmqmZV0k
     
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    I can't get a link to go up right, but if you type in "Spacequest urinal Video compilation" into YouTube you'll see the clips.
     
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    Our Casino has the loosest craps on the strip! :eek2
     
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    I can confirm that 100% of Vegas slots and VP machines provide toilet access for gamblers willing to pay several dollars for the privilege for dumping their money and bodily waste for 15 or more consecutive hours.

    Adult Diapers Are Now a Part of the Casino Attire - Advertised for Gamblers

    Link - The legend of 15 hour gambling sessions.

    Adults wearing diapers to the casinos has become so prevalent that one Canadian professor has included this behavior as one of the factors in a study on problem gambling. Wearing a diaper to the casino is done so the gambler does not have to leave their machine to use the restroom.

    What sounded like an urban myth a while back has since become part of the everyday observances of casino workers. Both women and men are putting on adult diapers while they play the slot machines........
     
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    Seriously, that guy that said he was the slot attendant....was not the slot attendant. :eek:
     
  20. Dpin300

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    Found it and watched it. Pretty funny. Better than those ad's you normally are forced to watch. I saw something on the news the other night that they're doing some tests with urinals that talk(annoying advertisements) to you when you use them. If I remember correctly it just started with the fly so men would have a "target" then came those things that your pee warm up and it'll give a message. Cold it'll read "Holland Casino" warm it would read "wash your hands when finished" (or something like that) Until then it was fine. But ad talking urinals? come on :grrr: what's next? little turbines you have to piss on to generate energy because of the whole environmental issues going on?!??! :goofy:
     
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