There oughta be a law

I think the government should enact a law that before anyone can have sex each person is given a full and complete listing of ALL the costs that might be associated with said activity: The price of diapers, penicillin if needed, college tuition, psychological counseling, a few wrecked cars, you know, the whole megillah.

No hidden sex fees!!!!

Thank me now, and vote for me later.

 

So it's like, you think you're getting comped sex, but then...the resort fees of life kick in.

 

In the heat of passion critical thinking is not possible. Mr. Happy is an idiot.

 

Wouldn't help, we have 3 kids, no twins either

"you can't fix stupid..."

 

Hahaha, ken.

Like my friend has always stated "they are the best worst thing to happen to you".

You got my vote.

 

A former girlfriend once told me that when a girl is ready to go, you go.

I, ah, required penicillin treatments after our tryst, so take it with a grain of salt.

I remember the doctor saying, "And you thought you got lucky."

 

The words "All" and "might" won't go through committee. Too specific.

And remember...There are always hidden sex fees.

 

The media should update the cost annually like they do for the cost of the 12 days of Christmas.

"This year the cost of sex has gone up 2.3% from last year, to a total of $273,188"

 

I think there should be an IQ test too. -- As far as the cost -- Uncle Sugar takes care of a lot of that.