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There oughta be a law

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by ken2v, Jul 24, 2015.

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  1. ken2v

    ken2v This Space For Rent

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    I think the government should enact a law that before anyone can have sex each person is given a full and complete listing of ALL the costs that might be associated with said activity: The price of diapers, penicillin if needed, college tuition, psychological counseling, a few wrecked cars, you know, the whole megillah.

    No hidden sex fees!!!!

    Thank me now, and vote for me later. :beer:
     
  2. bdautch

    bdautch High-Roller

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    So it's like, you think you're getting comped sex, but then...the resort fees of life kick in.
     
  3. ken2v

    ken2v This Space For Rent

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    Snidely VIP Whale

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    In the heat of passion critical thinking is not possible. Mr. Happy is an idiot.
     
  5. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    Wouldn't help, we have 3 kids, no twins either

    "you can't fix stupid..."
     
  6. RiddickBull

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    Hahaha, ken.

    Like my friend has always stated "they are the best worst thing to happen to you".

    You got my vote.

    :beer:
     
  7. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    A former girlfriend once told me that when a girl is ready to go, you go.

    I, ah, required penicillin treatments after our tryst, so take it with a grain of salt.

    I remember the doctor saying, "And you thought you got lucky."
     
  8. ardee

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    The words "All" and "might" won't go through committee. Too specific.

    And remember...There are always hidden sex fees. :wink2:
     
  9. Johnzimbo

    Johnzimbo Low-Roller

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    The media should update the cost annually like they do for the cost of the 12 days of Christmas.

    "This year the cost of sex has gone up 2.3% from last year, to a total of $273,188"
     
  10. vwhiten

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    I think there should be an IQ test too. -- As far as the cost -- Uncle Sugar takes care of a lot of that.
     
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