WARNING LONG AND MODERATELY INTERESTING AT BEST....... This tale begins last spring. I buy me and my then GF Kelli two plane tickets to LV and plan a trip for the week of Labor Day 2012. From the booking in March to sometime around July our relationship gets rocky. She decides to throw a hail-mary and book us a romantic trip to Jamaica. She books with another couple and lets them select the date, this is all unknown to me. They of course select same week as LV trip. LV trip has to be cancelled. No worries Mon, Jamaica here we come. This forces a re-book of the LV trip to not lose the SWA airfare. We have to book by March 1 when I bought the tickets. We select Superbowl weekend. My GF invites her friend Jodi whom had never been to LV and really wanted to go. She didnt want to be a third wheel so my GF suggested she ask my friend Jerry to split a room with her and they could be a faux couple. I told her this was a disaster in the making, but went along. Another one of her GF's Tammy invites herself and books to come with as well. Fast forward, from the OCT planning to the JAN pre trip, I have broken up with GF she moved out last week. We are on good terms, well as good as can be expected, but will not travel together. Her first GF Jodi that booked got back together with an ex BF so she cant stay with another guy in LV. No worries, my friend Jerry is well traveled in LV and will be just fine staying alone. This now leaves 6 of us going, I have kept my room at the Luxor for myself. My friend Jerry has kept his room at the Luxor. My ex GF Kelli and her party have supposedly re booked for Ballys. Not sure if I believe that though. She is going to bunk with the second GF Tammy that booked and the first friend Jodi is taking her BF. Three of the four have never been to LV. My GF Kelli has twice with me, but has no idea where she is going or what to do. To make things better my other friend Stan, broke up with his girlfriend a week before I did. We all run with the same friend group, but neither of us knew about our status changes. He called me and asked me if I was still going Superbowl weekend, I said yes, he booked and said count me in. His ex Lisa found out, called my ex Kelli and said she would go and split a room with her. This was last month..... Now this month, my friend Stan finds out that my friend Jerry is going, says he doesnt like him and wont vacation with him, so he cancelled his trip. Stan's ex GF Lisa finds out he isnt going and decides he will be impossible to stalk if he isnt in town and cancels her trip. This begins a chain reaction, my ex GF Kelli then says she will not go either now. Just like that we are down three. Its good and getting better! The original friend of my ex GF Jodi and her now BF cancel, as they decide LV isnt their thing anways. The original 8 is now down to three. Me, my friend Jerry and my ex GF;s random annoying friend Tammy. This is just a funny little tale, I was thinking about it this morning while sipping coffee and decided it needed to be put in writing! So, I figure with three weeks to go we should be down to me and my pal J, just as usual. It will be our 6 trip together, so I really need a stress free and drama free trip to recover from the last two months. If you are still reading this I am strongly surprised!