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That's not funny!...ok, it's a little funny...

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by LV Terry, Oct 4, 2005.

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  1. LV Terry

    LV Terry Captain Flop'N Fold

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    My Trip Report

    Random observations:





    Limos are almost always trouble



    When it comes to peer pressure, I am horribly weak…. I can’t believe I topped off my last shot of Patron with Grey Goose so that “all the shots would be the same sizeâ€



    Staying up all night is foolish. Doing it twice in one trip is just stupid.



    Random nudity is cool.



    The Patio at VooDoo is the coolest place in Vegas I have ever been. Being there with a ton of friends made it exponentially better. Scoring VIP, edge of the building, leather sofa furnished areas for free is indescribable.



    When pulling the stay up all night and then tee off move, it is best not to fall asleep in your golf cart, or your buddies might leave you there, then heckle you from the next tee box to wake you up…



    Buying your hung over friend a double screw driver can get him as close as possible to hurling on a green as you want to get. It will also make him miss that putt. Heh.



    Going on a multi-hour black jack run with a bunch of your friends Rules.



    We saw a guy sit down with Ten Dollars and turn it into Six-Fifty…. and then gave it all back… dumbass.





    Best Exchange:



    Me: Dude, being up two grand is a good night, let’s get out of here.



    Blackjack: Dude… being up Three thousand is a good night.. I’m not leaving.





    Having a bartender recognize you from one night, seven months prior, may or may not be a good thing.



    Rockstar/vodkas or Redbull/vodkas will make you do some funny shit.



    Having twenty friends in Vegas that know how to do it right is Awesome.



    Being addressed as “Sleeping Beauty†because you took a two hour nap after staying up all night and then playing 18 holes (ok, 15 holes) is quality smack.



    When you are hammered, taking a limo through the In-N-Out drive through is hilarious. Having the next stop be a giant liquor store because you’ve killed both the Patron and the Grey Goose might indicate you have a problem. Slipping the cashier twenty bucks and letting the two cops that patrol that store know that the next round of coffee/soda/whatever is on you, might be pushing your luck.



    Repeatedly yelling “Bitch, Iron My Shirt†at your room mate will not actually get him to iron your shirt.



    Having your “vows†announced on a rooftop in Vegas is, well, special. Thanks Mikey, I got somethin’ for your ass next …. eeerrr… that was touching.



    Calling home when you are stupid drunk is funnier to you than it is to your spouse.



    Drinking your breakfast will make you call out an entire bar full of Cowboy fans.



    My friends rule. The ones I see all the time, and the ones that I only see a couple times a year when we converge on Vegas.



    Thanks to everyone who made this trip so memorable.
     
  2. sin

    sin VIP Whale

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    Nice one Slayer! :wink2:
     
  3. Coaster Kikky

    Coaster Kikky Tourist

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    I think it would have worked if you had asked one more time.

    He would have ironed it while you were wearing it. *And* your shorts.
     
  4. Jer

    Jer VIP Whale

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    Yeah, I know what you are talking about! :ssst:

    Right back atcha man.... :thumbsup:
     
  5. Vegas Tonya

    Vegas Tonya Margarita Connoisseur

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    Hey, I can provide that "random nudity".... :shy:
     
  6. Cyndi

    Cyndi Tourist

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    You're exactly right! Even if we get together only once a year, I know we have made friends for life on this trip!


    My friends rule. The ones I see all the time, and the ones that I only see a couple times a year when we converge on Vegas. :drunk:
     
  7. Dean Martin

    Dean Martin VIP Whale

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    All these reports are just so so good to read....sounds like you guys had a slightly good time..LOL I love that place....F-ing love it I tell you. There is just no where in the world that makes you feel like Vegas does..... or make you do the things you do in Vegas :) ~ Dino
     
  8. doctor_al

    doctor_al VIP Whale

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    oh yeah... :evillaugh
     
  9. Jack21

    Jack21 Guest

    Speechless.

    In a place where prose means everything, words are inadequate, bordering on meaningless.
     
  10. vegasdrea

    vegasdrea Buckle Bunny

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    Those are the drinks on my trip that made me put on my "white bikini". Glad to hear about your commitment ceremony. I'm really happy for you :haha:
     
  11. Typhinie

    Typhinie Tourist

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    I've done it before.... fun times!!!

    Great run down of things- it was quick, funny, and to the point-
     
  12. blackjack

    blackjack Monkey!!

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    Thanks for some great times dude!!! Best lines for me were shortly before that exchange... "That was the most amazing comeback I've ever seen. One minute you were dead & the next you want to play some blackjack". And of course the ever classic "Dude, I must say that this is a most genius idea..."

    That was some quality shiat man. I still just start laughing out loud for no apparent reason. BTW, I told you I'd kick your ass in fantasy football :poke: .
     
  13. RossW

    RossW North of the 49th

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    Sleeping on a golf course - :eek: That ain't right Dude... :nono:
    You know that, right?? :poke:

    Good Read T.

    RW
     
  14. duffelbag don

    duffelbag don Low-Roller

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    "Rockstar/vodkas or Redbull/vodkas will make you do some funny shit."

    That ain't no lie. Drinking that s*it WILL make you call out a barfull of Cowboy fans!

    Sounds like it was one for the books!
     
  15. LV Terry

    LV Terry Captain Flop'N Fold

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    Cowboys score
    Cowboy fans go wild
    Me: That's awesome! Now you're only gonna lose by Three!!
    TV: There's a flag, that's coming back
    Me: Nuthin' but a smug expression

    Alcohol is the devil man... no wonder I don't drink at home!

    :jester:
     
  16. Beach Crazy

    Beach Crazy Hostess With the Mostess

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    In case I didn't tell you, thanks for the drinks, even if they weren't Terrys :haha:

    I totally missed the commitment ceremony announcement, but I too, would like to offer my congratulations :beer:
     
  17. duffelbag don

    duffelbag don Low-Roller

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    Ah, yes. Nothin' but the best airborne bar smack will do!

    BTW where did you go golfing this trip? Was it the usual Angel Park and Pauite rounds?
     
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