Here's a list of some of the symptoms of "Vegas-On-The-Brain." *You give Farmer Jones a "heads-up" that if he decides to tunnel you on the hayride again this year he should at least be aware that you have his number and you will not hesitate to report his ass to the authorities! *You swear you hear a clicking sound when the greeter hands you a bulletin/program at a church or show. *You religiously flock to your sprinkler every 20 minutes to watch the fountain show, then post video to social media. *At least one set of stairs in your home seems to be out-of-service at all times. *You wander around your home looking for Secret Pizza. *You still find yourself long-hauling yourself to work. Please feel free to add additional symptoms below. We are all in this together!