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strip club with a bunch of cash

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by rugbychris, Sep 4, 2012.

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  1. rugbychris

    rugbychris Newbie

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    So here's the deal. 30 years old, live in San Francisco and am usually not the "strip club guy". I am in pretty good shape, go to clubs regularly and do OK with women - not the best but I can usually find a girl to bring back if I want to.

    My strip club experience is limited. The girls in San Francisco strip clubs are less attractive than a girl you'll meet at the gym so I've been three times and not enjoyed it.

    I've been to Spearmint Rhino in Vegas twice and each time had a blast. The girls are insanely hot and it's different from any strip club (or regular club I've ever been to in that regard). I will admit the girls there are "out of my league." Last time I was there was about a year and a half ago. Both times were fun but I spent most of my time chatting and only had $100-$200 to spend (cover, drinks, dances etc...) so was pretty tight with money.

    Last year has been good to me. Started a business with a friend of mine and we're doing well and I want to celebrate. I especially want to help my business partner who is a bit of an odd guy and has never had any success in the female department. I in a friendly manner refer to my buddy as an idiot savant - guy is a math genius and has helped me build this business but he is slightly autistic and has never really had a girlfriend. We're doing well and just had a really big score and I want to take him to Vegas to celebrate. He deserves it (and I want to have fun too)

    Thinking strip clubs (the hottest, fakest breasted women is what I like), maybe pay some cash and get a girl to go back with him (or a separate escort service?).

    going for a couple days in the next few months. Any days that are preferable (IE better to go when there is not a conference going on) or days of week (are weekends better than weekdays or vice versa).

    I'm pretty open with what happens but just want to ensure that we (and especially he) has a good time. Our budget would be about $15K ($7,500 each) and I don't care if we blow it all as long as it's worth our while.

    I know this is very skeezy but it's Vegas after all. Any suggestions appreciated.

    Chris
     
  2. shifter

    shifter Degenerate Gambler

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    i gotta be honest. for that kind of money, you should be getting way better than a stripper. there are insanely hot hookers hanging around the high limit rooms that would be way better than anything you can find at a strip club. they're pricey, sure, but your budget would work no problem.
     
  3. gguerra

    gguerra Low-Roller

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    You could go the "escort service" route (risky and illegal) in Clark County or just go to the legal brothels in Pahrump. Since you have some money to blow I think it would be a safer bet.. I think they will even come pick you up at your hotel. Just google it for more info.
     
  4. Boone

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    Even if you get arrested I doubt you two will ever forget it - I can't remember yesterday sometimes so live it up.
     
  5. merlin

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    A friend of mine said he went to a club and one of the girls must have put something in his drink, because all of a sudden he started feeling wierd, he said he ran out the door and took a cab back to his hotel. Can imagine the way it works is that you wake up, they say you passed out, and your money is gone, cops would figure you were drunk and blew it in the strip club.
     
  6. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Sounds like you are looking to score for your friend. Call one of the services. You can spend that much money in a club and have a good time (my friend did that just a couple weekends ago), but not sure you will get what you are looking for
     
  7. BlueSkadoo

    BlueSkadoo VMB Sweetheart

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    Hey boys, how far is the bunny ranch? Too far? I mean, that would give some creditbility (no fear of being robbed, no drugs, legal), plus this dude could brag he'd been to THE bunny ranch...
     
  8. Someone

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    who in their right mind considers strippers out of their league?......they are STRIPPERS!......they get naked for money...oh yea and tell stories about being marine biology majors at schools that are in the desert :rolleyes2:

    I guess if you don't want to score the 8 ball and spend another couple of hundred it might be hard to bag a stripper, but I consider that common sense not "out of your league"

    and yea just go to the whore houses that is what they are there for......why play games with the strippers that have not admitted the truth to themselves yet and are still trying to pull scams :poke:
     
  9. mike_m235

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    15K to spend...you're out of my area of expertise with what you're looking for, but with 15K to spend on anything in Vegas, I'd probably hire a guy to take care of everything. Because there's a guy who can take care of anything, including security. You don't just want to be running around with $15K to blow, because you'll blow it. So pay somebody to protect your interests.

    Again, I don't know prices on any of this, but with 15K you've got a lot of room to work. If strippers are your thing, I'd imagine you could have them brought to your suite where you're more in control of the environment and your security guy is there to make sure you don't get drugged/mugged and you only spend what you want to spend.
     
  10. makikiboy

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    As someone who goes to strip clubs while in vegas and san fran just FYI, most of the girls at the strip clubs in vegas aren't prostitutes. They are there to dance and strip and take your money. While they might give you a good time they won't get you off (unless maybe they are that good, but I don't know of many girls that can do that).

    I think it all depends on what you want for your friend. If you want the sure thing and have him get off I would recommend driving over to pahrump and visiting the cathouses there (I think the chicken ranch and sheri's ranch are the two there). The services are negotiable but at least you are pretty sure to get the whole deal.

    If you and your friend just want to be with gorgeous girls and spend time with them (no sex) then the vegas clubs like rhino's would be your thing. Personally I'm not much into rhino with it's only look, no touch atmosphere (except in the VIP rooms). Beware, there is NO guarantee that you will get any action from a stripper. IMHO you will be spending money to be with the girls but not for special "services".

    There are some girls that work in the clubs that might offer services but there is no guarantee that she won't rip you off either so IMHO if you want guaranteed services I would go to the cat houses. I think if the stripper does some things in the VIP room (like a hj or bj) she might be more willing to go with your or your friend to provide more but it's all a crap shoot. The girl can hint of extras but IMHO if she doesn't provide you with a short hj or bj I would think she was more of a tease and won't follow through. I have also heard of some girls (in the dive bar type strip clubs) who have taken guys money only to split and the guy was left hanging.

    I would also skip the escort services. The problem with escort services is that you have to pay a fee just to get the girl to your room, whether you get serviced or not or whether the girl stays or not. There is no guarantee that the girl would be acceptable to you or your friend but you will still have to pay her anyway. This fee I think usually goes to the escort company. After the girl arrives you will have to negotiate a fee for her services. Sometimes the prices are surprising, 10k! you will have to negotiate the price down but I heard the prices are still high.

    You could also pick up a girl at the bars, some hookers work the hotel bars. Sorry I haven't done it so not sure how good they are.

    Anyway, you should just play it by ear and ask your friend what he wants to do, taking your friend to a strip club to see if he just wants company or if he wants to get serviced then drive to pahrump for complete service.
     
  11. Ezzy711

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    Sort of off topic....but I used to work in the hotel industry (not in Vegas) that was mainly a business hotel. I always got a kick of out if when the housekeepers would call me and say they found some guy tied up to the bed. It didn't happen often, but it happened. Once we got them untied I'd ask if they want to file a police report and they always declined. The worst part is one guy told his friends he was robbed in our parking lot. That hurt our reputation to save his. I was very temped to set the record straight but didn't. I figured his associates must have suspected the real story.

    Be careful who you invite into your room. Seems to me a "professional" establishement is the way to go for your own safety.
     
  12. UKFanatic

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    :Þ forget the ranches. I'm waiting for someon to finally have a story about the pornslappers! I'm totally convinced that if you call one of the girls on the pornslapper cards, she will appear at your room, refuse to speak, and negotiate her services only through a series of audible clicks created by her slapping palm cards together. Afterwards, she will be wisked away from your hotel on board one of the mobile billboard trucks advertising girls direct to your room :evillaugh
     
  13. GoingBroke777

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    I've heard of stories of guys getting strippers to meet them later at there hotel. with that budget im sure its possible, when the stripper sits on your lap and starts talking her game you can usually tell how far she is willing to go, and well you can always ask them and they will know which one in the club will meet up for sex outside the club.
     
  14. eloisegirl

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    This is a great topic! It's so Vegas!

    Have you discussed this with your business partner? - If he is "slightly autistic" and has "never had success" with women, this might overload his senses when presented with a live human female. If you go to a Bunny Ranch type place, maybe find out who is good with newbies. (Like when you go for the pony ride, you want the calm horse that is good with nervous riders!) ;)

    Play safely, l'il buckaroo!
     
  15. BlueSkadoo

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    UK, you DO have a birthday coming up!! :wink2:
     
  16. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    I know, and I want is a complete set of pornslapper hooker cards! All I am missing is the limited edition "Trixie" hologram card :evillaugh
     
  17. Sonya

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    This is a great thread. Wonderful responses from you buffoons here on the board. I lurve you guyz! :blowkiss:

    I second the recommendation that you go to one of the ranches in Pahrump. Strippers are fun, but many (most?) of these girls know how to play this game and you're less likely to get what you really want than at the ranch.

    And I also want to say eloisegirl that the ladies at the ranch will know how to deal with your friend and are um financially motivated to make sure he has a good time at his pace.

    There are a few trip reports in the archives about people going out to Pahrump. The number one warning I get about them is that you have to watch out for that "limo service". They are quite eager to drive you out to Pahrump, but maybe a bit less enthusiastic to take you back. And that is NOT a taxi ride you want to pay for. I'd arrange my own transportation or rent a car for the night.

    If you don't want to do that, I like UKFantatic's idea. I'm curious about the "Girls to your room" service too. But careful!! I hear that they are the best gamers in town so maybe that suggestion for someone to provide a bit of security isn't a terrible idea.

    Whatever you decide, enjoy. And let us know what happened. :wink2:
     
  18. DonD

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    Sheri's Ranch is the best one in Pahrump. :ssst:
     
  19. UKFanatic

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    In all seriousness, I know a couple friends that have used the girl to your room service and security can sometimes be a concern. Just lock up your money, valuables, and laptop (if it fits) in the room safe. Also, interesting read, check out thelasvegascourtesan.com. It purports to be written by an actual working lady and seems like it has helpful hints if its something you are considering.

    Also, I think I remember a thread on this board on this subject from last year that had lots of info/stories from guys who brought ladies up to their rooms. Probably some helpful info there.

    And if you meet Trixie, get the card for me :peace:
     
  20. sammowhammo

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