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Starting Jeff Foxworthy style "If u..,u might be a Vegas addict"..Plz chime in

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by vgslvr, Mar 27, 2014.

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  1. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    If u know Koval and Harmon better than any streets in ur hometown....u might be a Vegas addict
     
  2. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    If u search for the "Ticket Redemeption" button in ur local grocery store ATM..u might be a Vegas Addict
     
  3. xizor

    xizor Tourist

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    If you know exactly where the cage is for every casino on the strip...u might be a Vegas addict
     
  4. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    and the restrooms
     
  5. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    If u search for Stratosphere in ur city skyline while driving back from work..u might be a Vegas Addict
     
  6. BayouBengal

    BayouBengal VIP Whale

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    I think I finally turned a page.....I just doubled booked for the first time to take advantage of a comp. I already have 4 nights comped at The Cosmo b/t my gf and myself but we need 5 nights. 1 Night at NYNY $144.....2 nights comp.

    You're a vegas addict when you double book rooms to take advantage of comps
     
  7. GottaLuvCruising

    GottaLuvCruising High-Roller

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    if you check airfare and comp rooms more than once each day!
     
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  8. NickyDim

    NickyDim VIP Whale

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    Empty lot on the corner, CVS, joes ny pizza, smokeshop, and I believe a Johnny Rockets one block over. [​IMG]
    I guess I'm a Vegas addict.



    If 3 of your 4 opening browser tabs are LV related(google maps home Vegas, VMB, and Las Vegas Sun), the 4th being Google.com.
     
  9. burdog

    burdog Low-Roller

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    If you read 3-4 Vegas forums multiple times a day or if you watch the Bellagio fountains for 3 hours one night and THEN want go back to see them the next--you might be a Vegas addict.
     
  10. GottaLuvCruising

    GottaLuvCruising High-Roller

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    Definitely!
     
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  11. Mayoman

    Mayoman Low-Roller

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    If you know where the Lions Share machine is at MGM, you might be a vegas addict.
     
  12. Persistent Cat

    Persistent Cat Tourist

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    If, on your walk to work, you listen to yet another video poker American Casino Guide podcast and stop once to collect your hourly myvegas chips, you might be a Vegas addict.

    Seriously, there's nothing more they can say about vp but I keep listening.
     
  13. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    Good Job..Lot of funny people around here..See if u can top this

    If u hear the word BJ and the first thing that comes to ur mind is BLACKJACK..u might be a Vegas Addict
     
  14. Drambler

    Drambler High-Roller

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    pretty sure this one wins the contest
     
  15. Jordan

    Jordan Caveman

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    If you got the error message when adding your 3rd countdown timer to you signature block!!!
     
  16. mike mc

    mike mc High-Roller

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    You are a vegas addict if::rolleyes2:

    You know where the Bellagio tram is:
    You know where all the $1 beers are
    You know where the best pay table VP machines are
    You Know where to find Hidden Pizza joint at the Cosmo
    You know how many LP's needed for a Bonus night at the Aria
     
    Just Click The Book It Button It's Easy
  17. sco5123

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    If you live across the country and make more than one trip a year...and see no problem with it.

    if you have vegas as your wallpaper/planner/calendar...on your phone...your computer...your bedroom.

    if dealers know your name.

    when you imagine you are eating in vegas while at home.
     
  18. vgslvr

    vgslvr Low-Roller

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    If u go to any restrooms and look around for BEER HOLDERS...
     
  19. DBear

    DBear VIP Whale

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    If you check VMB more than your emails, you might be a Vegas addict.
     
  20. motownbob

    motownbob Low-Roller

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    Addict

    If your buddy says we need chips , and you say "what color ? " you might be ...

    Bob
     
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