Just the other day, I was explaining to someone how the number of trips to Vegas has significantly decreased. BB (Before Bailey), I had gone to Vegas 5 times, AB (After Bailey), I have been to Vegas only twice. But of the two times, I am glad I was there for all of the S&M festivities. I was lucky enough to find a great rate for roundtrip flights to and from LA to Vegas, so that was all booked. I knew I would be staying at the Mirage, as that is where the majority of the people were staying. The only thing I was not counting on was bringing along my newly acquired boyfriend Anyway, the day finally came that I was headed off to Vegas. After much blackmailing and guilt tripping, Mizz Kittie agreed to take me to the airport Friday morning, as Rick would be meeting me there. The flight was very bumpy, but had one of the smoothest landings I have experienced. And Holy Crow….it was insane at McCarran. I have never flown into Vegas on a Friday, and that place was insane!!! There were so many people everywhere, our luggage took forever, and the taxi line was never ending!! We finally got the Mirage, tried to check – in, but since our room was not ready, we changed into our bathing suits and stored our luggage. During that time, the first person I see is Van, who came out of no where! He lets us know that everyone is at Bare, so we head on over. I liked the place, but a bit overrated I think! Although, there was this really, really hot guy, and I would post the picture, but my dumbass accidentally deleted it while trying to show Drea later that night , it was an OK venue. Anyway, the Daiquiris were flowing and everyone seemed to have a good time. See for yourself…… Everyone Lounging About @ Bare Bare @ Mirage Angy and Patti having a great time with the fellas! Rick and I finally get the phone call that our room is ready, so we head out and say good bye. Both he and I were really tired so it was definitely Nap time! I wake up and start getting ready for the Suite Party, and by the time I finish, I already have people texting me to see where I was! Amazingly enough, it took me LESS than ONE hour to get ready….that’s right, less than an hour!! At the Suite Party Sin and Patty having a moment! At one point, it is decided that the party is over and we need to head over to CC asap!! Well, if this is the case, then I need to go back and change. I go change, and low and behold, Rick is dead asleep! WTF!!! Yeah, he stayed in all night….fine by me, I wasn’t going let that stop my fun. I meet the group and we head over to CC. At CC, we run into Baby Cougar and a couple of her friends…not sure what happened to them or where they went, but it is not like I cared too much as I was having too good of a time with my peeps. Good times were definitely had, and lord knows how many shots and drinks I had because I was feeling damn good. So good, that D and I decided we wanted to go to a strip bar, so we headed out to Spearmint Rhino along with a few others…..sorry, no pics of that, but trust me when I say, we had a GREAT time :evillaugh As you can see…I decided to wear my hair “au naturel” Someone wanted him to be their Baby Daddy! :evillaugh The Gang! Sticky and I I finally stumble into bed around 630a…apparently I woke up Rick who said that I was hiccupping when I came in, but as soon as I hit the bed, I was out! Rick and I didn’t wake up until way later in the afternoon, which at that point I was starving, seeing as how I didn’t go to the Teahouse at IP with my biatches. We get ready and walk over to the Palazzo for some Grand Lux….mmmmm good! As we are eating, I text Angy to confirm the time I need to be ready by, and of all things least expected, Cher has cancelled Not that I even like Cher all that much, but so uncool of her to cancel So now, I have way more free time as we aren’t meeting until 10p to head out to VooDoo. Rick and I walk over to the Forum Shops as I needed to pick up a couple of things for my sister, or rather, her payment for babysitting Bailey, and Rick wanted a margarita by the yard from La Salsa. During this time, I get the text from Mizz Kittie that she is now officially in Vegas! We finally head back to the room after a bit of shopping and gambling and take a nap. I wake up just in time for me to start getting ready. Rick and I head over to Angy’s room, where the rest of the gang is, and we are set to go. As there are too many of us for one limo, we take two and head over to Voodoo. We head up, and even though these two old hags tried to sneak their way in with us, staff made sure that they didn’t. We are taken to the tables, and let the party begin!!! I believe we started out with 4 bottles, and ended with 9, though I wasn’t there for the conclusion of the night as Rick got KICKED OUT!! He was far too drunk no thanks to the witch doctor he had, and so I had to call it a night way too early by my standards. Thus, Rick now knows that he is no longer invited to any of these meets Limo Ride! Great View! Thanks Angy and Marty! The beginning of the end Steve looking up into Heaven…or BCs boobs, whichever one! The trio Marty is still taller!! Sin and I The reason I didn’t get to see Van suck on Toes…wait, that might be a good thing! Sunday….Rick was hurting!! Poor thing was beyond hung over and bruised all over as he fell from the cab, kept knocking into the wall, fell into the tub, etc. He had a rough night, therefore stayed in all day. Me on the other hand, I text everyone to see if anyone wants to join me down at the pool. No cabana today as I didn’t get, yet again!!! Turns out you have to be there by 10a to get a cabana….yeah, no thanks! We managed to get an entire row of chairs for all us: Snerty, Scott, Marty, Baby Cougar, Mizz Kittie and her boytoy! We had such a good time just drinking, swimming and relaxing that it was one of the best pool days ever. Afterward, we decide to go up to Angy’s suite as Sin is leaving, and how can I not go say goodbye to my biatch? We finally all say our goodbyes as Marty, Baby Cougar, Rick and I had dinner reservations at Delmonico’s. The place was quite full for a Sunday evening, and it really is a great place!! The food was phenomenal! Almost got a case of the Mizz Kitties/Beyotches, as I put cream in my coffee, but luckily, I avoided any full on embarrassing disaster. We are sooooo lazy, that we took a cab to go right across the street: Venetian to Mirage…I don’t think the cabbie was all too pleased, but the tip should have made up for it I think Scott and MK BC and Beyotch! The Girls Delmonicos @ Venetian One of the Bday Girls Not sure what happened as we were all too meet at Revolution Lounge to have a few drinks to continue the Bday celebration for Haidy. We ran into some of the other board members, who were on their way to play poker, and MK came over as well, but everyone kind of just separated and did their own thing. I finally went up to the room and watched some TV before falling asleep. Monday….our last day! Rick and I get ourselves ready to go hang out at the pool again with everyone else! We checked out and stored our luggage to just have a good time the last few hours we were there. Nothing exciting on our way back home, but I did make it just in time to watch the season premier of Heroes Time to hang out! Beyotch is too big for chair! Me with the two best bday girls ever! All in all, it was a great trip!! Can’t wait to see all of my Vegas buddies again!! Here are some other random pics that I thought you guys would enjoy!