Why do we mostly get throttled? Because even when the powers that be decide to get with it, it's still like a telenovela. Light a cigar. Have a pint. Go play golf. Quit micromanaging everything. Even the non-issue of choosing DLIII has turned into an angstfest. Heard a good quip from one of the talking heads last night: The last U.S. RC-winning team had Boo Weekley ... and no Tiger Woods. Sometimes you need a relative journeyman who once got knocked out by an orangoutang and who actually eats when he's at Waffle House.