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Resort Fees

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by jpete1966, May 14, 2012.

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  1. jpete1966

    jpete1966 Tourist

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    While checking out of a Las Vegas hotel, a couple receives a bill with charges they didn’t expect.

    The husband says to the front desk clerk, “That’s ridiculous. We were quoted a much lower rate. I want to speak to a manager.” The desk clerk calls the manager over, and the couple pleads their case.

    “I’m sorry,” says the manager. “The additional amount is resort fees. Our hotel has an an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center available for guests to use.”

    “We didn’t use them!” says the wife.

    “Well, they’re here,” says the front desk manager, “And you could have.”

    Before the couple can speak, the manager continues, “We also have a spa.”

    “We didn’t go to the spa,” the couple protests.

    “Well, we have one, and you could have,” the manager replies. “We also have Internet access. And an in-room safe.”

    “We didn’t use those!” the husband states.

    “We delivered a newspaper to your room,” says the manager.

    “We didn’t use it!” the wife states.

    “Well, you could have,” says the manager.

    The husband, anxious to get on the road, says, “Fine. Nevermind. Honey, write the man a check.”

    When the manager gets the check, he says to the couple, “Excuse me, but that check is for only $20.”

    The woman replies, “Exactly. I charged you $500 for sleeping with me.”

    The shocked manager says, “But I didn’t!”

    “Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have,” the wife replies.
     
  2. raraavis

    raraavis VIP Whale

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    haha! i heard this joke but not framed in a resort fee story. it was about a woman reading a book in a fishing boat and getting in trouble for not having a fishing license. i love it with the resort fee though :thumbsup:
     
  3. Elvira

    Elvira Tourist

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    Hahah good one!
     
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    RebelDiceMan High-Roller

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    Great Joke.
     
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    Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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