Just a few random quotes from S&M 2009. "Oh my God I'm drunk, I can't watch these reels go around." "Sorry sir, I thought you were a woman." "I am a woman." "Oh sorry about that sir." **Smack** "Yeah, yeah, yeah! Whatever." "Who's he?" "He is our driver." "He can't drive from back here." "Your blowing on a donkey dick." "Did you hear on the way out here Renae dropped her toilet in the phone?" "What's my name in Vegas?" "Lola Marie Pressley." "I think you will be able to see it when it gets bigger." "Hey that's a nice outfit, but she should have ironed it first." "It's better if I have something in it." Where's that bitch at?" "Your teddy bear doesn't count." It's a really long hair when you are drunk." "Open wide! Here comes the airplane." "He does kinda look like Big Bird." "I only do it when I am here, when I go home it is all over but the crying." "You got a bat in the cave." "When you talk on the phone do you ever use the top half?" "I always thought your pants fit a little funny." Yeah well, I still got more than you." I'm just saying, I'm envious." "Shut up! I'm still stacking your chips." "Your pony has two feet in the glue factory." (In Four Queens) "Where's the bathroom?" "The Plaza" "Wait! Your confusing me, you just said Plaza." "Yeah." "If you woke up in the morning and did not feel well, she would do you like a poached egg." "Your hand smells funny." "Like tuna." "Ow, ow, ow! Daddy my foot was up your ass." "Your foot's always up my ass." "I never eat out."