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Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by HurricaneMikey, Oct 2, 2005.

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  1. HurricaneMikey

    HurricaneMikey A-List Buffoon

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    My Trip Report

    Ok...the stories will filter out soon enough, but there's one that just has to be told right away. Terry is still smartin' a little bit from it.

    The whole gang met up at the Rio on Saturday night. Angy, her sisters, me, Cyndi, Rambill, Jer, Kikky, LV Terry & his golf buddies, Sin, Blackjack, Doc Al, Tonya, etc...EVERYONE was there.

    After a couple hours and several rounds at the Mexican restaurant, the party moved upstairs to the Voodoo Lounge. Great view, great time... Anyhow, after it'd been cookin' up to a nice respectable level, I greased the DJ's hand for a couple of bucks and had him make a "special" announcement.

    As the song ended, he got on the microphone and said the following: Can i have everyone's attention please--we have a special announcement to make. I want to sent a big shout out to Las Vegas Terry and Mark the Golf Nazi and say congratulations on their Commitment Ceremony today! This next song is dedicated to them...

    He immediately laid down the needle on Dancing Queen by Abba.


    Highest of High Comedy :thumbsup:

    Mikey
     
  2. Smarra17

    Smarra17 Poker Queen

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    Oh My!

    I just woke my husband up by laughing so hard that I was crying, I am sure the look on Terry's face was priceless.

    I can't wait to read these trip reports! Keep them coming my god I need the laughs.
     
  3. HurricaneMikey

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    Oh, there was another good prank that I was the recipient of, compliments of my sister Cyndi. We were staying on the 10th floor of the Golden Nugget. Our particular bank of elevators only went from the lobby to floors 9 thru 22, so on the way down, we were usually the last stop, getting in a crowded elevator each time.

    Anyhow, on Friday morning, we're leaving the hotel, heading out for breakfast. The elevator door opens and we squeeze in the already full car. Cyndi insists on pushing the 'Lobby' button, so I call her on it, saying Yeah, make sure you hit that LOBBY button, because I'm sure ALL of these people are heading to the ninth floor... Which got a chuckle from everyone.

    Cyndi didn't like being the butt of my joke, so she retaliated by turning to me with a scowl on her face, acted like she was my wife, and saying Don't you dare say a word to me, you cheating piece of trash!

    Dead silence all the way down...

    Of course when the doors finally opened we damn near peed ourselves laughing.

    I'm sure those all those folks are now back at home telling everyone about the freak couple they saw in the elevator.

    Mikey
     
  4. MikeE

    MikeE The Shah's Slightly Hairy Cousin

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    Awesome. Simply awesome. I have to try that DJ one myself.
     
  5. Dean Martin

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    I love the elevator story... you guys always have so much fun:) Your sis is obviously as quick on the come back as you are. So..... did Terry and the Golf Nazi dance "their" song? :)
     
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    duffelbag don Low-Roller

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    And this is just the beginning. Can't wait to see what follows.
     
  7. vegasbound

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    Absolutely hilarious!
     
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    Good Times....
     
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