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prostitute humor

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by deucebag, Feb 14, 2016.

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  1. deucebag

    deucebag Newbie

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    What do you call four hookers standing on a street corner in Las Vegas? Full set of teeth !
     
  2. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Not bad. Welcome!
     
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  3. nostresshere

    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    Two hookers walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
     
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    nostresshere Mr. Anti Debit Card

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    What's the difference between a hooker and lawyer?






    The hooker will stop screwing you when you are dead.
     
  5. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    As a lawyer, I take offense at that! You're clearly spending too much time with those high quality, non-necro hookers
     
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