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Porn slapper game

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by mcoakley, Oct 8, 2012.

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  1. mcoakley

    mcoakley Tourist

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    So was out walking strip amazed at the amount if slappers getting in our way. I had a map and a coupon book with me so I started my own game. I would slap my coupon book onto my map and then offer them the coupons. It was a fun way to pass time, must would smile and laugh some mostly the women would try to slap it out of my hands but I kept a tight grip on it. Next trip I plan to do it again.
     
  2. JerryVO

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    I have my own game but it is the home version. I take every card offered to me and when I get back home I have a lot of ammo to have fun with. They end up in birthday cards, under windshields, or wherever.
     
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  3. Jameezy

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    I never take the cards because I don't want women walking behind me to think I'm some kinda perv lol
     
  4. Smo

    Smo Mr. Las Vegas

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    That is so awesome!

    You just gave me a reason to start collecting them again.
    Gonna stuff my brothers Christmas card full of 'em. :wink2:
     
  5. TuneinTokyo

    TuneinTokyo High-Roller

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    There's got to be a drinking in there somewhere.

    Pick your top three kinds of chicks. Asian, big boobs, tranny whatever. Put all the cards in hat and pull them randomly, if your chick shows up, you drink one. If a chick your not into shows up you drink two.

    The tranny card is wild. You can make anyone else drink.

    Something along those lines. Of course this would be done once you brought the cards back home.
     
  6. ClownHo

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    I am some kinda perv, so I don't care what people I'll never see again think of me.

    Favorite card I picked up years ago (probably not from a porn slapper, probably sticking out of the window of one of those cheesy magazine/newspaper boxes.) It was a business card, in pink, promoting some sort of massage in your room, or something like that, and specified that your service provider was "busty." Cracked me up. Wish I still had one of those cards.
     
  7. Pinny Long

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    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I've done the same and was just telling some friends about this. I call it back slappin'.
     
  8. bratkar

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    Thats exactly what we do. Its a go fish version of it..... Need to start collecting again..... We've lost some of the cards along the way (I suspect some of the 'boys' have kept them..... )

    I love the idea of putting in bday card, windshields etc.... I have to remember that one!

    Kelli
     
  9. AlwaysVegas

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    I used to use the cards for bookmarks. Made for interesting conversations on the plane.
     
  10. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    For me, its about collecting Crystals and Tiffanys. Those have to be the two most popular fake names ever.


    I also play 'find the nipple' on those porn slapper cards. It's not as easy as it used to be since the photoshop artists got really good at the strategic placement of stars.
     
  11. spunky96

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    My husband did the same thing on our first trip to Vegas, lol.
     
  12. dfalk

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    I always put my hand out like I want a stack, then at the last second I pull away and say "to slow joe". I should change it up and say to slow Jose.
     
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    I've actually collected a stack and then started handing them out with the porn slappers. I was highly intoxicated but it was pretty funny!
     
  14. Max2589

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    I had a friend last year collect so many at one point during a walk back to the hotel that he had a whole stack. He tried to give some out but no luck. I thought it needed a new tactic. Twenty bucks later I procured a Orange "girls to your room in 20 minutes shirt" from a nice Hispanic gentleman. It was brand new I should add (and i still have it) My buddy put it on and walked into the cosmo drunk and slapping. Some people were very confused. As we entered the casino I thought we may have a security type issue. Instead we were welcomed with open arms. Lots of whistling, screaming and yelling as we passed the craps pits. I guess no one took him seriously, but they all took cards.

    On a side note, I too loveeee sticking these cards in people's things as well. I dont ever take the cards yet some always end up back in new York when i get home, strange. My best one yet was a guy who came to sell me an alarm system. He had one of those presentation binders with the transparent sheets filled with articles and price sheets. When he asked to use the rest room I insterted a half dozen cards into various pages. Imagine the faces of the people on his next appointment as he made his pitch. It still makes me crack up just thinking about it.

    And before you ask. Yes, I am very immature. And No, I don't know
    How my girlfriend puts up with me.
     
  15. dfalk

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    HAHAHA that is awesome
     
  16. burdog

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    GREAT ideas!!! LOL. I have got to work on some of these. A side note, on our 1st trip to LV my WIFE was actually taking the cards instead of me. She said it was part of the experience. (They later ende up in a dumpster).
     
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