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Planet Hollywood - this guy!

Discussion in 'LV Strip Hotels & Casinos' started by EastCoastVegasFan!, Sep 17, 2015.

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  1. EastCoastVegasFan!

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    Late July 2015, a security guard @ PH told me they had to close the pool because a guy was fucking one of the jets in the pool spa and got his dick caught.

    Have any of you heard this story?
     
  2. Snidely

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    Read "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club) and you'll never mess around with pool jets. Actually, I recommend you don't read it and just take my word for it.
     
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    You are joking....correct????
     
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    Didn't hear about it, but sadly not surprised if it was true.
     
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    I am almost sure that guy is a VMB member!
     
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    Poor guy, aren't pool jets really tiny?
    Also, getting water shot up your urethra seems painul.
     
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    Yeah, I heard they had to cut if off to get him loose. And the worst part was he was mad because he hadn't had a chance to ........
     
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    Benny & the Jets!

    wow,
    so there's Competition for a knot hole n the fence now?


    Baaa, bbaaa, Benny with his peni in the Jets!:eek:
     
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    I can't believe I'm even replying to this nonsense, but as far as I've understood, spa jets blow inward to the pool. How would trying to fornicate one lead to any enjoyment at all, much less getting stuck if all the pressure was not in favor of getting stuck?

    Sounds like urban legend material to me.
     
  10. EastCoastVegasFan!

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    Not sure, what the guard told me, pretty sure he didn't make it up. I also view it as comedy.
     
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    My neighbor is an E.R. nurse some of the story's she tells us are crazy. It's unreal some of the places morons will stick their d*&@ and even wilder what they stuff up their assorted orifice's
     
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    yeah a nurse told us a story of a guy that came in the ER attached to his dog.... sick bastard

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    a friend of mine is a nurse and they had a guy come in with a kikoman soy sauce bottle (the BIG one) stuck up there (I saw the xray on their phone)

    the guy tried to tell them he had tripped and fallen on it and my friend told him "look I am your nurse and this is serious"....turns out the guy made money getting paid to put things there and take pictures and post them online.....guy now has a colostomy bag for life

    when I was younger before the WWW I used to say that if you could think it up for $500 dollars you could find someone to do it.....now with the WWW I say if you can think it up 2 people have done it for free and put photo proof on the internet :confused2:
     
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    Reminds me of the episode of The Big Bang Theory when Howard has a robot hand holding his junk.

    Howard: I slipped and fell.

    Nurse: Yeah we get that a lot in here.
     
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    Tiny pool jets for tiny ding-a-lings.......
     
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    QUOTE=EastCoastVegasFan!;1203555]Late July 2015, a security guard @ PH told me they had to close the pool because a guy was fucking one of the jets in the pool spa and got his dick caught.

    Have any of you heard this story?[/QUOTE]
     
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    Now that was a funny episode! Massaging his neck prior, "It feels like a real han..." Great post Stig!

     
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