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PIGS... My rant!!!

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by LVHooked, Jul 16, 2014.

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  1. LVHooked

    LVHooked High-Roller

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    1) If you use the rest room, wash your friggin hands. Nothing worse then playing BJ and use the rest room, and the guy (pig) next to at the table is in there, gets done wipes his hands on his pants and goes back to the game.

    2) urinals are available but some guys have to piss in a stall, OK so you have a little swantz, and your afraid someone might see it, don't piss all over the seat.

    3) Four Queens had the nastiest rest rooms on our last trip, if the D could update theirs and keep them clean and not smelling like a outhouse. Four Queens should also.

    OK I feel better now!
     
  2. Jimbucc

    Jimbucc VIP Whale

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    #1. Not sure why guys don't wash their hands. At least swish them around under water and dry them off.
    #2. When I pee in a stall the seat goes up.
    #3. After using rat hole facilities, I pamper myself at the swank strip properties.
     
  3. LolaDoggie

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    I have ocd and a dodgy bladder. I do what I gotta do. But, if I don't think the sink and hand drying set up are up to my standards I just won't use them. I have a good supply of handiwipes and hand cleanser that doesn't have triclosan in it. I also have flushable wipes for the rest of me. I buy this crap in bulk. Trust me, you see me brush past the sinks but I'm clean.
     
  4. thecarve

    thecarve Misanthrope

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  5. bu$hman

    bu$hman Low-Roller

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    No good. Got to use soap. I also make sure, if there is a door which needs to be opened by a handle, I use the towel I dried my hands with to open it. As you point out, many "pigs" don't wash their hands thereby putting their nasty cooties all over the door handle. Touch a cootie door handle with my newly washed hands? I don't think so!
    Always!
    Do the same thing at work. Rather than using the facilities in my office, I go to the big-wig bathroom.
     
  6. mdee

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    I hate when a bathroom attendant tries to hand me a towel. I'm not accepting a towel from someone who hangs out in a bathroom all day.
    I don't know where his hands have been!
    I never touch the bathroom door knob either... And I always carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer with me especially while I'm on vacation.
     
  7. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty native Texan; born and bred.

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    2nd the hand sanitizer thing....Use it about every half hour and really try not to touch ears, nose, or eyes while gambling. If you think for a moment at the craps tables---how long have those chips been sitting there? Rotated in and out from player to player over many sessions and never making it to the cage? It does not reflect only those at the table currently as to the cleanliness of the gambling paraphernalia but over time....yuck....so be cautious......
     
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    Maybe I try not to use the bathrooms at the lower end properties or something, or maybe they are just busier in the nicer properties... but I have to say that it seems like I see more people just leave the urinal and walk out without washing their hands at the nicer properties like Bellagio, Monte Carlo, Aria...

    Years later there is still one yuck moment I can't get out of my head: was in the restrooms at Monte Carlo and after washing and drying my hands I end up leaving the restroom behind a guy who was at the urinals and didn't wash his hands. Out front of the bathrooms he meets up with a woman (wife?) and they are heading towards the back of the casino and along the way she holds up this big bag of potato chips and he reaches in and grabs a handful :p
     
  9. Sonya

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    And yet we all wonder why we all come come with a case of Vegas Crud. It's touching stuff all day that's previously been touched by the hygienically challenged. :wink2:

    I try really hard not to touch my face and to wash my hands as often as I see a sink. Unfortunately, in Vegas, there is so much free booze. When I drink I constantly touch my face for some bizarre reason. I solve this by drinking tequila as it will kill anything, including your liver. :haha:
     
  10. DeMoN2318

    DeMoN2318 The DERS

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    If you dont pee on your hands...and your member isnt dirty...then a hand wash in pointless. Urinals are autoflush, and most bathrooms dont even have doors...so you dont touch anything expect your wee wee...which should be clean.

    my $0.02
     
  11. Kickin

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    What if you like to pee sitting down? Larry David makes a good argument for it...

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  12. Gino

    Gino "The King of Inappropriate."

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    I'm a recovering restaurant owner; that being said, I know pigs, and not all men with little swantzes or squatters or handi sani carriers are alone in the boat. This is not internet bullshit, but in almost every place I owned, I replaced soap and paper towels on a more frequent basis in the Mens Room, than I did the Womens. True story. On more than one occasion a female customer left a femi nap either in the sink (fucking disgusting btw) or get this - ON THE FLOOR! :vomit: So, so, soooooo glad to be out of that business. I always wondered: did the women who left me a monthly calling card as we used to call them (yes it happened that frequently that they had a moniker) wash their hands afterwards..Did I handle their cash afterwards? Did they shake my hand as they left the store?
     
  13. dfalk

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    I've read alot of stories from janitors/bathroom cleaners and 99% of them say women are far more disgusting than men.
     
  14. fenway68

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    If you think just cause you showered earlier that your shvantz is clean, you are mistaken..we have naturally occurring bacteria on our skin, showered or not, and they love the dark warm environ of your pants, never mind how close your backside is..

    my two additional observations: if you think Vegas is bad, go to a medical conference, you would be sickened by who doesn't wash there hands. One MD said to me, "I don;t know where you went to school, but at Harvard they taught us not to pee on our hands"..ass!

    second...in all the years (centuries, millennia?) we men have owned these things, you think we'd have learned not to pee on the floor. How floor length men's pants were ever in fashion, given the flood near most urinals and toilets...
     
  15. Slotfever

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    I would hazard a quess that handling money is riskier than touching any casino surface.
     
  16. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again - men, when you leave the casino go to take a whiz, wash your hands BEFORE you touch your precious willy.
     
  17. ardee

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    It still amazes and disgusts me how some grown women can squat over a commode and spray their pee everywhere...then just leave it there.

    Some of the women's restrooms in Vegas (and at airports for that matter) would rival anything you've seen in a men's room, I'd wager (had to get the gambling thing in there).
     
  18. vegasqc

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    I 100% agree with that the skin on my wee wee as you call it isnt any dirtier than the skin on my arms, should i wash my hands everytime i touch my arm/face to make other people happy
     
  19. RockyBalboa

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    I despise people who make a mess and don't clean up after themselves. Drop a papertowel on the ground by the trashcan? Pick it up. Just because you got it close doesn't mean shit.

    I saw a guy at the gas station the other day parked by a pump and was eating McDonald's in his car. Finishes up and drops the trash out of his window and there is a can RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. I shook my head and told him that he missed the trashcan and he just stared at me. Jerkoff.

    As for the restroom thing...especially in casinos, RoyalFlusher has it right...I was my hands before using the pisser and after! Those chips are filthy. There have been times when I have washed my hands after playing a session and the soap turns black. Disgusting.
     
  20. miniwhale

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    When potty training my son and having to lift up the seat (in the women's room), there was fluid (nasty) under the seat on many occasion. I, too, don;t understand women peeing on seats and not cleaning it up.
     
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