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"Penis tax"

Discussion in 'Vegas Nightlife' started by MrPogi, Jun 9, 2014.

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  1. MrPogi

    MrPogi Tourist

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    My wife and I enjoy going to nightclubs, but I despise having to pay a cover charge because I am a man, while my wife gets in free. I'm sure if clubs charged women and let men in free, women would raise holy hell about it.

    Can anyone suggest some clubs that don't have a cover charge? Or no cover for locals?
     
  2. TwiceTheJava

    TwiceTheJava Low-Roller

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    One of many, many reasons why I don't do clubs. Does it have to be a club, or are you both open to a lounge type of place?
     
  3. MrPogi

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    The wife wants to dance - so as long as there is danceable music and a good crowd. Open to all suggestions!
     
  4. hammie

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    Sorry, but I see it at a vagina discount. It just depends on your frame of reference. Without the penis tax, could you imagine what a sausage fest it would be?
     
  5. paperposter

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    are u a local with nevada state drivers licences
     
  6. bdautch

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    I agree completely. There's already WAY more than enough dong at most clubs.
     
  7. C0usineddie

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    We used to have great ladies nights in San Diego.

    Ladies would get in free and get good deals on drinks.

    Some guys filed a lawsuit and it effectively ended the ladies nights forever.

    If a sausage fest is what you seek, then this is the fastest way to get one.
     
  8. dfalk

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    Put some lipstick on and tuck your penis inbetween your legs Buffalo Bill style and save yourself $20 bucks.
     
  9. dtm615

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    That's what happens at the bars and clubs I go to. You're right, the ladies don't like it, but when part of the attraction of the place is that the men aren't interested in you, what do you expect?
     
  10. MrSandsman

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    Haha, a very attractive female friend of mine recently lamented that one thing she dislikes about being in a relationship is that she now has to start paying for her own drinks when she goes out!

    It is a fact of life - free entry and drinks is probably more than equalled out by cost of the tubs of make-up and hair product they go through:)
     
  11. sirdeez

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    Boo hoo... that's how it works. Same thing with open bar, blah blah. Bars want guys who are going to spend money, and the way they get them in there is with ladies who don't!
     
  12. Kickin

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    If I owned a club I'd not only make it free for girls but I'd keep raising the cover for guys until the girl/guy ratio was like 5 to 1. That way even those of us with no game have a good chance of hooking up. I'd be like Robin Hood except instead of taking money from the rich and giving it to the poor I'd be taking chicks from the studs and giving them to the geeks.
     
  13. saintpauljeff

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    how very "Weird Science" of you :thumbsup:
     
  14. ClownHo

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    Years ago a bar here in God's country wanted to do a ladies night promotion, but feared some sort of lawsuit. (The bar was very conscientious about every law and business practice that could affect its liquor license.) So the bar promoted "no hairy legs night," or something like that.

    Sure enough, this weird older dude who came to the bar by himself on a periodic basis, and seemed to be a bit socially challenged, showed up with shaven legs in order to get the promotional deal, whatever it was.
     
  15. vegasqc

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    Thats why i dont do clubs in Vegas

    Where im from guys/girls you all pay the same cover to get it, im stereotyping but usually its the girls who like to dance and listen/watch the DJ they should be paying to get in
     
  16. lasvegas_limo_driver

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    There are many reasons why Vegas nightclubs make the money they do, because guys are trying to get laid and letting women in and giving them free drinks gives them a better advantage.
     
  17. lotso-bear

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    Just hire a hooker and call it a day. Sometimes it's cheaper than buying drinks and bringing a girl out. :thumbsup:
     
  18. RockyBalboa

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    My girlfriend is Latina. She came out of the womb dancing.

    So she always wants to go dancing. I'm white. I have no rhythm whatsoever.

    When we went to Vegas the first two times she wanted to go dancing and it didn't happen. I wasn't going to stand in line to maybe get in or have to grease some bouncers palm with a Benjamin to get in quicker. So I had to compromise.

    She got the Amex and went shopping as my trade off .... why is Jimmy Choo so expensive??
     
  19. BayouBengal

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    Dealt with it back in college. It was only a difference of something like $3 vs $5 or you paid a higher cover if under 21 but the fact was the girls were in there and not at my apartment so in there I went.
     
  20. user3657

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    eyecandy at mgm. lounge with a dancefloor and dj...nice club feel. just watch out for the Michael Jackson look alike that is aways there.
     
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