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Okay.....Two Holiday Stories About My ( soon to be ) 3 Yr Old

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Joe Strummer, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. Joe Strummer

    Joe Strummer VIP Whale

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    #1...
    Wife + I are at the mall.
    We pass a Santa Photo Set Up.
    Wife wants photos of my son w/ Santa.
    I stand behind the woman taking the photos.
    My son is on Santa's lap + I'm making sure he ain't
    a Billy Bob Thornton "Bad Santa"..............anyway.....
    The woman counts 1..2...3..!!!
    My son times it perfectly and sticks out his tongue as the camera clicks on three.
    The entire place cracks up.
    I'm thinking ?........hey, the kid knows "funny" !!!
    And i tell the photo woman "Don't delete that shot....that's the photo I want !"
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    #2
    Yesterday,
    Wife tells me she wants the artificial tree up......NOW !!
    I get the lights all on it while my son is napping.
    I turn them on as my son is walked down the stairs from his nap.
    He runs to the tree and stares.....with the biggest grin...for about 3 mins.
    Of course, i forgot to get a camera.
    I said, "Isn't the Christmas tree beautiful ?"
    He answers ( with his pacifier in his mouth, like a stogie cigar )..."Yes !"
    He then looks at me and says "Where are the presents ?"
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    Ahhh.......youth........:thumbsup:
     
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    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

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    can we get that kid a VMB account already?, LOL
     
  3. breanna61

    breanna61 Super Moderator

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    Christmas is so much fun with little people!
     
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    Once he gets older, I think PayTriple will have a side kick. :D
     
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    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    What adorable stories about your son! Hmmm...I wonder where he gets his sense of humor from? In my experience, the apple rarely falls too far from the tree, lol!
    Have a great Christmas and go ahead and spoil that kid rotten!
     
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