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Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by Vegas Tonya, Oct 26, 2006.

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  1. Vegas Tonya

    Vegas Tonya Margarita Connoisseur

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    My Trip Report

    Damn, this got longer than I anticipated. Hope I don't bore you with the details.

    Once upon a time there was a girl at work. Quietly working away and all of a sudden her phone vibrates with incessant text messages. With the typical “we’re having drinks @ (fill in various places of drinking/eating establishments)â€. Then I text back for them to come break me outta work. No dice baby! I had to tough it out all the way until 5:00. Sucks for me!

    So I get my ass home and shower and do my hair. Meanwhile trying to make the Iceman’s deadline of 7:30. Well, I had a few phone calls I had to make from home and was busy being a parent so I actually got out at 7:45. Hopped on the bus where a creep proceeded to ask where I was going, what I was doing, did I live here (hello I got on the bus in a freakin’ residential area) and if I didn’t live here where was I staying. I told him I was meeting my husband at Bally’s and he should probably GTF AWAY. Then we had to wait for bus driver changes and that took FOREVER. Finally, I get to IP and Iceman meets me out front. I have only had 2 margaritas at this point so it’s time for more. We proceed to the bar and have a drink. We chat and make nice with the bartender (oh wait maybe that was me making nicey nice with him), anyway we get a drink to go cause we gotta meet up for the Party Bus. We get to Paris and meet up with “All those Beotchesâ€. We hop on the party bus and get it going to the liquor store. Get stocked up and off to the airport to pick up Sin.

    Like Becky said, we waited by the “Limo Guys†that had their signs up for the people they were picking up. The guy next to me was from Russia and was looking for Ass….oooops I mean his sign said Fass. The other guy I’m not sure what he was looking for. So I then get the bright idea I need a “sign†for Sin. So I borrow a pen from Becky and write Sin on my left hand. I hold it up high and some guys walking by start cracking up. I think I might me looking for Sin…..an entirely different meaning if you read it that way. So eventually she finds us, hugs all around and Becky, Patti and Sin are off to get her luggage. I need a drink so I head back downstairs to the PB.

    We all get back on the bus and get our move on to the strip. I provided the appropriate lap dances, but I didn’t see any coupons. WTF? Marty, you owe me 3 coupons, Shock you owe me 1 or 2 can't remember, Mikey you owe me 1 or 2 and I think Patti owes me 1/2. But of course I save the best for last. I hear at the front of the bus, something like this. “Tonya, where’s my lap dance bitchâ€. Not sure those were the exact words. However….I straddle Sin and get my dance ON. The next thing I hear is “oh yeah, I remember Tonya gives the best lap dancesâ€. Hey Sin, BTW…I didn’t get one from you. Well, March Baby!

    Eventually they kick us out at Harrah’s, it got a little fuzzy at the drop off for me. I just didn’t remember getting dropped off there. Although, I remember going to the ladies room and then getting in line for Carnaval Court. I pay my $ and get my wrist band. I step in the door and I see Becky planted at the BJ table. I apparently met Cheran somewhere in there, cause I had a blank nametag in my purse the next day. I tell Becky I’m going to step outside and find my dancing partner. I called my buddy Louie that was in town this weekend too. Asked where he was and he was there waiting for me to dance. So I explain I am outside and to come get me. Eventually the rest of the conversation is “turn around, turn more, turn more……here I amâ€. He is so funny, I love him to death. Big hugs cause we don’t see each other much and we are off to “cut the rugâ€. He grabbed me a drink on our way by the bar and then we planted our feet on the dancefloor for the next 3 hours. When we hear the DJ saying thanks and goodnight, I look around and not one soul from T2V is around. Granted, I didn’t see any of them after I hit the dance floor. Oh they “claim†they were out there dancing. But I was on the right side of the stage and never saw any of them for the entire dancing extravaganza. So we step outside and I see Beach Crazy and Silversmiff. BC informs me we are meeting Mikey inside by the bathrooms in 10 minutes. Well, guess who was not inside when Tonya got in there? NO ONE! Oh well, I called Louie and we went to Denny’s and had a late dinner/early breakfast. He then walked me to the bus stop and I was on it and home by 6:30.

    The next morning, yes….morning. I am awakened at 11:30 with an invitation for lunch. But not from any T2Vers, it was my mom. I tell her I am still sleeping. She couldn’t understand why. So I explained I was out until 6:30 with some friends “painting the townâ€. She says I have the oddest friends, well, that makes me odd too mom.

    So I crawl outta bed and scream!!! OMG, I have stripper thighs again. I don’t care how much you work out, once you have a stripper pole and a PB. You get the workout of a lifetime. I think I’ll have one installed in my apartment. Then I can save hundreds of $$$’s in gym fees.

    I know I have to go meet these evil vindictive people again so I napped a few times in the day. Eventually I get up and shower. Then the funniest thing happens. I get a voicemail from Sin. “Tonya, did you get grounded, we know you got grounded, you’re grounded aren’t you, we know you’re groundedâ€. I laughed so hard cause last time I turned in at 6:30, I couldn’t go out the next night. I’m already earning the brownie points for March ladies and gents. :thumbsup: Count on me for a few nights.

    I get ready and head to Bamboleo to meet up with the crowd again. I arrive and no one is there. So I hit the bar and order some taquitos and a margarita. Yummy to the taquitos, Yucky to the margarita. After about 10-15 minutes Shock shows up. We chat and then the rest of the crowd shows up. They are hungry and are in need of a table. We get a table and chat while they have their dinner.

    After dinner we head to Voodoo, but the line was looooooooooooooooooong so everyone needs somewhere to go. I suggest Shadow Bar at Caesar’s. It’s a cool place to hang and dance. Becky, Silversmiff and I ride in my truck and make a wrong turn so we arrive a little later than planned. But by that time Sin had already called and said they were going to Cleopatra’s Barge cause the line was long at SB. Sometime after finally parking and getting inside I meet them at a bar by Pure. They say they are just getting ready to head downtown to H&H. I was in need of the ladies room and headed off to find one. On the way back from the restroom, I realize I am by the valet where I parked. I was a little tired so I bailed on DT and headed home. So I’m sorry I didn’t say goodnight/goodbye to anyone, but it was AWESOME. Can’t wait til March.

    If I missed stuff, it’s probably best that it stays in the vault. Good times with good friends….Priceless!
     
  2. IllMarty

    IllMarty Orangutan

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    Well done Tonya. You can't have them coupons, your going to have to takem from me :p :kill: Was good seeing you again. Cant wait till March, and no ducking out on us either!
     
  3. doctor_al

    doctor_al VIP Whale

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    :haha:
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    "again".

    :haha:

    /prints coupon.
     
  4. Coaster Kikky

    Coaster Kikky Tourist

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    Good to see you again too Tonya! My memory tells me that YOU were the one to first text me saying "Help! Come break me out of work!!" I think we should have shown up at your office. That would have made the trip report for sure! And you'd be sending out your resume this week... oh, yeah, that's probably why it didn't happen!

    I saw in advance that you & Sin were going to be suffering from stripper thighs... guess I should have tucked those Icy Hot patches in my purse! <- that is just SAD
     
  5. Jack21

    Jack21 Guest

    Yet another interesting angle to the NSF saga...thanks Tonya!
     
  6. sin

    sin VIP Whale

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    Girl I was wondering where the hell you went on Saturday!!!

    March is your lapdance month baby! No coupon necessary!:wink2:
     
  7. Silversmiff

    Silversmiff Tourist

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    The laminated coupons in my wallet just became 2for1's....woooohoooo c'mon March!!! xoxo T cya in a few months
     
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