You pay the prophets to justify your reasons I heard your promise but I don't believe it That's why I'll do it again. -Duran Duran, 1986 (Capitol Records) [YOUTUBE]HGDmBLAPikU[/YOUTUBE] That's right, ladies and gentlemen and everyone else... There's a Southwest 737 looking to take off in late April, and it's going to have a some jackass tourist in a suit on board. The guy Encore told was flyered by OSN. The guy who carried a fistful of Benjamins thru security. The guy who is on Circus Circus' no-mail list courtesy of a progressive dollar royal at the ever-so-posh West Bar. The one who always tries to rent a Crown Vic... But they quit making the #$*#( things. So this time it'll be done Danny McCoy style, modified a bit with a drop-top brand-new Mustang that someone at Alamo listed for $200/wk after what must have been a serious crack-smoking session. Yes, indeed, The Bucket returns to Las Vegas. This time with not-wimpy reporting... And it all starts here, in the classic totally-unnecessarily early-starting Pre-TR. Subscribe, if you enjoy unending drivel about the miscellaneous thoughts I have coming up to the trip, every last detail of my meticulous, painstaking, and often entirely shoddy preparations for the trip. If you're old-school, you know how these things work... Prepare to be entertained and randomly frustrated for months on end before and after the trip. My posting is sporadic, the content ranges from inane drivel to those classic OMG Vegas moments... It's all here, all free. Just drop zero tokens into the slot, hit Max Bet, and enjoy the show. If you're not used to these, please do be aware that I welcome all input, be it positive, constructively critical, negative, pointless, rambling, needlessly self-promoting, pretty much anything but downright nasty. So have at it folks, come on up to my big suite in Misc Vegas Chat and enjoy the party! Here it goes... Hopefully the trip will live up to its moniker and become... No, No, Notorious. Enjoy.