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My War On Flys

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Breeze147, Jul 12, 2015.

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  1. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

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    I barbequed some chicken drumsticks with corn and my unbelievable potato salad.

    Whenever I sit out back and do this, I take my fly swatter along. In the time it takes to cook, I have about a dozen fly carcasses on my outdoor carpet.

    It takes about .0000008 seconds for a fly to get through an open door. Then they buzz around the door, but no matter how much encouragement you give them, they will not go back outside. I hold the door for them and they won't go. Just buzz around the kitchen and then back to the sliding glass doors.

    So they die.

    They made it inside and I'm giving them a means of escape and they won't do it.

    Dumbasses.
     
  2. br549

    br549 High-Roller

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    LOL. I know exactly what you are talking about. These Texas flies are dumbasses too.
     
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  3. Kari

    Kari Low-Roller

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    And yet they know you're out to get em and can elude you! Go figure!
     
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