MGM 2-10/2-12 extreme no roller.

So pretty sober now. Trying to get packed and out of here.

I typed this out at 4am and forgot to submit it >_>

"I'm hammered but think this will be a fitting end.

Lost some money in lions share. Then my ca tax return came in. Took oit 200. Now got 300 total.y friend passed out.

Went go cheetahs. Bout hug 20 dollar lap dances til the most beautiful chick dat on my lap. Then she got called to the stage. I almost cried. I sat there drinking bud til she was done. Fought off 4 strippers. She cane back and started grilling hard. She asked mr about going to VIP. I said I only hS 80. (sorta true. I had 120, but saving 40 for hotel fair back to the mgm.

She took my money that also bought 2 drinks. Bud for me.patrpdn for her. Then 15 mins turned into 30. She got yelled at for geinding and face to dick. After 20 more mins she started blowing me in a more private room. ABD I sebd thanks.

Vane Bach tip payed cramps. Up 200.

This will end my report cuz all by feiends.

Up ❤2



Got bsck to the mgm feeling great and then turner 10 sioosr "

If you have any questions please let me know, because my recall is pretty good.

 

Now back at Mccarran. Only had 8 bucks left after strippers and craps last night. Decided to forgo food and play wheel of fortune instead. Cashed out at 23 so I can say I went home with some money.

Found a picture of my charm from last night.



Can't wait to come back. Hopefully with more money cause I'm sure with 10 more dollars I woulda gone on a 700 dollar craps tear and used that to win the lions share.

 

Great report. I enjoyed reading it.

 

Well done young man, although I worry about the Everything from 18 YO scotch to FourLOCOs lol. My dad once told me to pick my poison and stick woth it.You played hard and lived to work another day.

Very entertaining TR.

 

Fantastic TR, very entertaining.

 

Great TR. Im going in march and i need some intel... So Spearmint Rhino or Cheetahs??

 

I had the same question. When in March will you be there? I am in town March 16 thru 21st for a solo trip. Anyone care if I tag along and buy a round of beers at the stripclub for tagging along with you?

 

Oh and finally a TR that has what really goes on in Vegas.

 

Ummm... Keep in mind two things. I went to both places on a tuesday and to the rhino during happy hour.

That said beer was a lot cheaper at the rhino (but again it was happy hour) the girls also seemed a bit friendlier at the rhino and definitely prettier, but I also can't argue with my results at cheetahs.

Cheetahs got me a ride to and from. The rhino had us take a cab back. Neither charged a cover fee or a drink minimum.

If I was only going to pick one Id pick the rhino. I read that it always wins best club of the year, it had a classier vibe and friendlier (and more beautiful) girls. But in my reading it sounds like the place definitely gets completely packed for primetime so keep that in mind if you're going nights or weekends.

My first trip to vegas 3 years ago I went to cheetahs on a friday night and the place was busier than this trip, but still seating at both the bar and around the room.

In conclusion I recommend you go to both, avoid treasures like the plague and then go crazy horse as well, then right about your experience there and I'll see if I want to go on my next trip lol

 

I've always had the most fun and 'bang for the buck' at OGs.

 

Good info! Thanks

 

Finally got around to reading this. Well done!

 

Done it. Getting a stormtrooper to flip you off is a pretty good laugh!! And no-roller, my ass! Great report!!

 

This is epic right here....

"Only had 8 bucks left after strippers and craps last night."

That's how to do it. Right. There.