The Names have been Changed to Protect the Innocent as well there may be some issues with the validity of the whole story, but its close. Ok my wife "Kristen" and I are going to Vegas. Awesome. However se always brings me bad luck........ The major problem is my buddy "Phil" is coming in town the day we leave. My wife hates Phil, and prohibits me from hanging out with him. Bad influence, wrecked my wifes best friends marriage, gets me in trouble, etc. So she doesnt even know hes coming in town. We are set to fly out at 6am. So brainstorming ways to extend my trip. Here is what I have come up with: We never eat at Buffets. So I plan on taking my wife to a very "questionable" buffet. CC comes to mind. I am going to gorge myself likes theres no tomorrow on every food that my wife doesnt touch. Do you see where this is heading? Then after a full night of gambling I am going to drink some spirit of ipecac. And voila I have the full blown flu like there is no tomorrow! I wll be too sick to fly, and she will stay on existing flight as she has to get back. I will be well recovered by mid morning and then its on.........This has got to work. Phil has agreed to pay for my flight change fees and I will get a extra day in Vegas. mission aborted.......she found out phils going to vegas.