1. Welcome to VegasMessageBoard
    It appears you are visiting our community as a guest.
    In order to view full-size images, participate in discussions, vote in polls, etc, you will need to Log in or Register.

LOL Delta

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Hobofrank, May 20, 2015.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
  2. hotreds

    hotreds VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2014
    Messages:
    1,171
    Location:
    5 miles past "Resume Speed."
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    5
    when is the last time you saw anyone eating Jello on a plane??!!
     
    Will give them a try!
  3. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
  4. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
    Airlines should offer jello shots on the way to Vegas.
     
  5. hotreds

    hotreds VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2014
    Messages:
    1,171
    Location:
    5 miles past "Resume Speed."
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    5
    Can't argue with that!
     
    Will give them a try!
  6. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    I'm fine with SWA serving Wild Turkey and forgetting to charge me half the time
     
  7. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
    Yeah but jello shots appeal to co-eds. Co-ed like twerking and getting freaky because Vegas. Twerking co-eds on a Vegas bound flight would be fantastic.

    brb submitting my resume to United as Director of Vegas Flights Entertainment
     
  8. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    do I have to remind you that a MILF tried to invite me to the 5 mile club on the flight to LAS last time?
    had to remind her it was a 1 hr flight
     
  9. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
    lol...I forgot about that. What did you tell her?

    MILFs can take jello shots too...but no twerking.
     
  10. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    That i was waiting for my bourbon and that to forget about the 3 way with the dude on her left
    because he and i couldnt both fit by ourselves and shake hands or get in a knife fight
    much less what she had in mind
     
  11. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
    lol...I never get any fun people on my flights to Vegas. I always end up next to the stoic types. Wait I take that back I bullshitted with a guy once who used to live in the town I was born in around the time I was born, I asked him if he was my father and he thought that was funny and bought several rounds of beers. Other than that most of the time people seemingly walk across hot coals than talk.
     
  12. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    that sucks I always seem to find interesting "single serving friends"
    #IamJack'scompletelackofsurprise

    I can't really think of even one stiff, even with a " We have Worm Sign...err hangover... the likes of which even God hasn't seen" *Stilgar the Fremen from Dune*

    when we meet?, ask me about the 22 yr evangelical documentary filmmaker that talked to me whilst I drank 3 bourbons on the way out there
    Hilarity ensued ( not Sonya approved)

    or the Medical device salesman that relocated from Hermosa Bch to Nashville
     
  13. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2013
    Messages:
    9,894
    Location:
    Missouri
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    15
    Nice find Frank. And even though it seems a little silly, I feel something like this is smart because in case there is an actual emergency, they are more likely to remember things from this video vs. the typical mundane explanation.

    And I definitely liked the cat on the roomba.
     
  14. Breeze147

    Breeze147 Button Man

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2013
    Messages:
    2,912
    Location:
    Southern Maryland by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    15
    So what about the other 59 minutes?
     
  15. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    With the appalling drink service on short flights?, that actually only leaves a minute more
    to enjoy a smoke
     
  16. dutchvelvet

    dutchvelvet VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Mar 5, 2014
    Messages:
    1,123
    Location:
    Wisconsin
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    4
    Pro Tip:

    Fly southwest, learn to configure their wifi/tv thing (it's fubar so it takes a bit).

    When you have a no fun person crowding you, then you can distract yourself. When you have the smoking hot blonde girl next to you, she will invariably need a little help to make her tablet work!. Last southwest flight was the latter.

    Mile high club is something that sounds better in fantasy than it is in practice, even on international flights (with the somewhat larger bathrooms) it's not anywhere near as fun as in your head. You're better off with the bourbon and a smoke Frank!
     
  17. Hobofrank

    Hobofrank Prime Minister of Idiocracy

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2014
    Messages:
    3,234
    Location:
    Porter Ranch,CA
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    100
    LOL, this ain't my first rodeo!
    yeah I can barely stand up in those 737 bathrooms when I'm by myself
     
  18. trex323

    trex323 Low-Roller

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2010
    Messages:
    255
    Location:
    Manitowoc, WI
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    14
    I'll be on the lookout for the Harlam Shake sign to illuminate when I fly Delta in a couple weeks.
     
  19. spicole

    spicole Low-Roller

    Joined:
    Oct 7, 2012
    Messages:
    557
    Location:
    Houston, TX
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    21
    NERD ALERT! -or- why I love frank67

    Y
    I almost spit out my drink reading that! Oh, the pain.
     
  20. RockyBalboa

    RockyBalboa VIP Whale

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2010
    Messages:
    4,081
    Location:
    Houston by way of Philadelphia
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    12
    lol man I am sure you're chock full of hilarious stories. Hopefully we'll get to knock off a dice table with an hour roll and then laugh over drinks sometime in the future!

    Yeah unless you're a stick figure its near impossible to do anything in those plane bathrooms. No wonder why some people just choose to toss a blanket over their laps and pretend like no one sees anything lol
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.