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Legal or Illegal?

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by Art Vandelay, Mar 27, 2015.

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  1. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay Newbie

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    I know prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas but if you were to pay a girl for a dutch rudder would this be on the up and up?
     
  2. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Had to look that one up... thanks for adding that to my vocab... I suppose yes it would be illegal.
     
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  3. BlueBellThunder

    BlueBellThunder Low-Roller

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    Sounds stupid to me but to each his own. Just try to meet a slutty drunk chick and get it for free.
     
  4. shifter

    shifter Degenerate Gambler

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    If you're paying for that,

    you've got bigger issues.
     
  5. RiddickBull

    RiddickBull VIP Whale

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    My exact thoughts. Who would pay for that? You are better off using the couch cushion.

    People who want to become a hobbyist need to do it the correct way. Find a highly reviewed girl that has been in the game and go that route (it will cost you 500-2k per hour). You don't have to worry about bait and switch, upselling, being arrested, etc. Recall, in order to do so, you need to be verified. There are sites out there that strictly verify "johns" for the girls to ensure they are safe. However, you will have to provide very sensitive info about yourself and pay a fee for these verification services. You can also provide 2 references from well-known girls instead.
     
  6. gambler

    gambler VIP Whale

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    Ahh...the things you learn here. I think Shifter may have a good point!

    From a legal point of view though it's an interesting question!
     
  7. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    What about phone sex or web cams, where there is no actual physical contact?
     
  8. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay Newbie

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    Someone may need to take it to the Supreme Court.
     
  9. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    I've never heard of a dutch rudder either and had to find it on urban dictionary. Why would you pay for this?
     
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    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Why would you even want this done?
     
  11. wanker751

    wanker751 Dutch Rudder Enthusiast

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    Plee I consider you to be a man who knows things, makes me feel better for having to look it up. :)

    How about if said hooker does a dutch rudder dressed as pleepleus?

    OP How much would you be willing to pay for this?
     
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  12. Snidely

    Snidely VIP Whale

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    It's immaterial if it's legal or illegal if you got arrested. For example, if you propositioned an undercover cop for a Dutch rudder and they slapped the cuffs on you, your trip is ruined.

    There are tons of very attractive hookers in Vegas that will do more than tug your arm.
     
  13. Art Vandelay

    Art Vandelay Newbie

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    I was thinking it might be some sort of loophole where If I asked the girl for that service and it turned out she was a cop she wouldn't be able to arrest me.
     
  14. pleepleus

    pleepleus 2016 - The monkey is back

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    LOL.

    If you saw the movie Rat Race, there is a scene where true degenerate gamblers put up a guy to ask an escort the following and are betting on the amount:

    Vicki: So, what can I do for you, Harry?
    Harold Grisham: Okay... here's what I want. First... we both get naked.
    Vicki: So far so good.
    Harold Grisham: Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
    Vicki: What's that?
    Harold Grisham: Naked... jacuzzi... Pepto-Bismol... toenails... shave my buttocks.
    Vicki: Well, you have quite an imagination, Harry.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMzYJzP3xww
     
  15. RiddickBull

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    Ask her to get naked or grab her boobs before you negotiate anything.
     
  16. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    There are better euphemism that are less obscure, but it really isn't that complicated. There are certain things you do not bring up, you let the girl bring them up, and certain ways to ensure that she is not a cop. Read the FAQ for newbies on The Erotic Review.
     
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    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Haha that sounds like more fun than the Dutch Rudder!
     
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    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    By the way, if I moved a girl's hand while she masturbated, can I call that a Duchess Rudder?
    Can I get paid for that?
     
  19. S'AllGoodMan

    S'AllGoodMan High-Roller

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    Urban dictionary, awesome educational experience. I'm looking forward to giving the Cleveland steamer a shot. Bet that cost extra.
     
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    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    I hear it's a crappy experience.
     
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