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Lady Is Told She Has Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Funny!

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  1. Joe

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    Lady Is Told She Has Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. Her Explanation Is Priceless.

    Recently, A women was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D.
    Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

    This is how it manifests:

    I decide to water my flower tubs.

    As I turn on the hose I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

    I go to get the car keys from the porch and then notice mail on the porch table.

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the bin under the table and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the rubbish first.

    But then I think, I can run down to the post-box when I take out the rubbish I may as well pay the bills first. I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in the computer desk, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of soda I'd been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.

    The soda is getting warm, and I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold. As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the window ledge catches my eye--they need water.

    I put the soda on the window ledge and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my computer desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the window ledge, fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote. Someone has left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the living room where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I pour some water in the flowers, but some spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day:

    - The tubs aren't watered;
    - The car isn't washed;
    - The bills aren't paid;
    - There is a warm can of soda sitting on the window ledge;
    - The flowers don't have enough water;
    - There is still only 1 check in my check book;
    - I can't find the remote;
    - I can't find my glasses;
    - I have absolutely NO idea what I did with the car keys.

    Then, when I try to work out why nothing got done today. I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all the darn day, and I'm really tired. I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.

    Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
     
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  2. Piggylane

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    You got that lady's number? We'd make a great pair! She'd find my stuff, I'd find hers.

    Too bad the phone companies fired all the operators. All she had to do was dial "0" for information. I think it was their job to tell her where her keys were.
     
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    I leave notes all over the house and then forget where the notes are.
     
  4. mdee

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    I found my car keys in the refrigerator once.
     
  5. NYNYGirl

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    I can relate...
     
  6. NYNYGirl

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    I can relate...:Þ
     
  7. daveg000

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    Great post Joe!!!

    I just realized I didn't get my mail today! It looked very similar!
     
  8. Joe

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    Ha! :thumbsup:
     
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    I found my sunglasses in the refrigerator that's in the garage!
     
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