I love Vegas - I love everything about it - the noise in the casinos, the larger than life hotels, the drunks, the food, the drinks, even the folks who camp out on the over bridges...:evillaugh love the whole blasted town!! and I don't hesitate to admit that I love to play the penny slots and I pick the ones I like because of the songs (SITC!!), or the movie themes or that I know how many matching symbols are needed to win..and if there is someone smoking at the next chair over I'll usually keep moving on...:evillaugh but for the most part, I don't understand how to "read" the machines to see which ones pay more or less, or how to play VP and which cards to hold or fold or discard.... I just slip in a $20 and up my bet a little, and push the button and enjoy the bells and whistles and hope I win!! I bring a certain amount for gambling and when its gone, I'm done... Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to actually figure out what the writing on the machines say and that I should pick that one over the one I'm currently sitting at.. Just thought I'd share!!