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Is there an end to this trip report?

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by HurricaneMikey, Dec 30, 2004.

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  1. HurricaneMikey

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    My Trip Report

    I, for one, just can't *wait* for the rest of Lacy's "trip report"

    But I know ya'll are really excited for the rest of it, so here's a sneak preview. :D

    Part 6 -- More Self Absorbed Drivel
    Part 7 -- Taxicab Confessions
    Part 8 -- Scratching the Itch
    Part 9 -- Hanging Myself With the Velvet Rope
    Part 10 -- Bobbing for Olives
    Part 11 -- Attention Whore
    Part 12 -- Who's my Daddy?
    Part 13 -- Why Order Shrimp Cocktail When I've Got Crabs?
    Part 14 -- Rejected By Reality TV
    Part 15 -- Swallowing the Worm, and Other Stuff
    Part 16 -- Somebody Notice Me!
    Part 17 -- Settling For 10 Minutes of Fame
    Part 18 -- Marketing 101-The Fontana Lounge
    Part 19 -- Sunday Panties on Tuesday Afternoon
    Part 20 -- Not On The List
    Part 21 -- Funny Taste In My Mouth
    Part 22 -- Where did THAT Bruise Come From?
    Part 23 -- It's Just a Cold Sore
    Part 24 -- What's My Point Again?
    Part 25 -- No Lights At The End Of This Tunnel


    Mikey [​IMG]

    [ December 30, 2004, 09:10 AM: Message edited by: HurricaneMikey ]
     
  2. HowardSternChick

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    Oh my f'ing god - Mikey you are SO funny. I literally spit out my Bacardi Coke while applying my Obsession and checking my big old bosom as I read your post.

    Actually, you seem like more of my type of party than slow pokey over here.
     
  3. HoyaHeel

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    Mikey--we play Part 22 at my house all the time. Mainly because I have no depth perception and run into doors and tables all the time, though. Back in college, we called them UDIs--unidentified drinking injuries....
     
  4. Coaster Kikky

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    Hoya, I too have no depth perception, so have become pretty good about leaving extra room between me and where I perceive dangerous objects (like doors & walls, and especially corners of tables) to be!

    /end threadjacking
     
  5. yahoo

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    Penthouse Forum called...they want their letters back.

    I still think Lacy is a dude trying to pull our collective chain.
     
  6. Coaster Kikky

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    I'm not quite sold on the "dude" question, but agree 100% on the 2nd part of yahoo's observation.

    It's a Trip Report forum, not science fiction... :rolleyes:
     
  7. HurricaneMikey

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    Yeah, whenever I'm in an elevator or an ultralounge, I try to avoid the chicks that have Adam's Apples or size 12 stillettos.

    Mikey

    [ December 30, 2004, 09:24 AM: Message edited by: HurricaneMikey ]
     
  8. DaveP

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    That was great Mikey!! I can't wait for parts 26-50 (yours, anyway).
     
  9. Big Tex

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    Part 26 - What do you mean there's no cure for this?
    Part 27 - Can't believe she thinks she looks better than me.
    Part 28 - I turned down X amount of georgeous men.
     
  10. Lacy

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    Would you believe this is actually the next part? :D Although it's real title is 'Whose wants to be on Reality TV?' [​IMG]
     
  11. HurricaneMikey

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    Well, I'm certainly on the edge of my seat here, Lacy. :rolleyes: Bring it...

    Mikey
     
  12. Lacy

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    In answer to your question, there is an end.. eventually. :D As for a part 20 and something? We'll see where the mood strikes me. That you have started this little thread in my honor [​IMG] tells me that you have been following right along. ;)
     
  13. HoyaHeel

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    Actually, it means we've been talking about you behind your back
     
  14. Big Tex

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    Part 29 - I met up with Cagney
     
  15. Lacy

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    Actually, it means we've been talking about you behind your back </font>[/QUOTE]But talking, nonetheless. [​IMG]
     
  16. HoyaHeel

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    You must be in PR. Real people do NOT believe that any publicity is good publicity.
     
  17. yahoo

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    Lacy my good man, get to the part about looking so fine in your Jordache jeans...
     
  18. HurricaneMikey

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    I guess if your goal was to get everyone on this board to think you're a self-absorbed wannabe sophisticate, then yeah, you've succeeded.

    Good for you!

    And actually, no, I haven't been following right along. After I read your desperate cry for attention in the Nightlife forum I pretty much decided to ignore all of your posts, but when my email box was flooded with "Oh my god you have to read this, it's soooo bad" I gave your trip report it's due attention.

    It reminded me of that MASH episode where Radar took a correspondance course in creative writing. Pitifully bad, but at least he was a lovable type. I'm still searching for your redeeming quality. Smugness ain't it.

    Your writing style reminds me of a jazz musician that only listens to jazz. Why use eleven notes when four will do just fine?

    It's just literary wanking, and I'm not so sure about the literary part.

    Mikey

    [ December 30, 2004, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: HurricaneMikey ]
     
  19. Lacy

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    Don't worry my dear, I'm not afraid of a little controversy. It's your choice whether to follow me on this journey or not. I hope you will. [​IMG]
     
  20. Lacy

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    Thank you for your candid review. I'll be sure to edit before the final draft. ;)
     
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