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If all criminals were this dumb we wouldnt need the police

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by jerseyguy, Jan 7, 2016.

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  1. jerseyguy

    jerseyguy VIP Whale

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    I love how a lot of these idiots catch themselves. Yesterday these two morons near me reported a chimney fire. After they called the fire dept. to put out the fire they searched the house and found 129 pot plants . Next time clean the chimney . They took off were captured close by.
     
  2. vwhiten

    vwhiten High-Roller

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    Reminds me of the dumb criminal stories. Bank robber writes his hold up note on the back of his own deposit slip. They found him at home. Years ago I used to work ER in a big county hospital. We used to get prisoners all the time. Brilliant one came in and talked his guard into letting him in the bathroom unattended. He never came out and when they opened the door his orange jumpsuit was on the floor. A few minutes later he crashed through the drop down ceiling in front of the nurses station. Naked as a jay bird and fell right on top of an elderly woman on a stretcher. She wasn't hurt and it was priceless.

    I also enjoy the Darwin awards -- thinning of the herd mentality.
     
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    shifter Degenerate Gambler

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    The fact that that's a crime is more mind boggling.
     
  4. NickPapageorgio

    NickPapageorgio OG of the Sal Sagev Hotel

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    Seriously. It's just a chimney fire.

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