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How much is THIS worth?

Discussion in 'Misc. Vegas Chat' started by BeeeJay, Feb 1, 2013.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Imagine for a moment you are sitting at your favorite video poker bar around 3am, and drunkenly jack it up to $5 on double double and hit quad aces with kicker for a hand pay of $10,000.

    Then this walks up to you and says "Would you like a little COMPANY?".

    What portion of your win would you be willing to part with to help this gal with her tuition?:wink2:

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  2. natedog666

    natedog666 17 and 20 Expert

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    At least 1/2.
     
  3. mikeinctown

    mikeinctown Low-Roller

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    Maybe a grand. There are so many girls in Vegas willing to do a LOT for your $$. Lots of pornstars too who are in the price range I gave who would most surely give you the time of your life. lol
     
  4. merlin

    merlin VIP Whale

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    $300, take it or leave it.
     
  5. mike mc

    mike mc High-Roller

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    Problem I see with me, It's not the amount I'm paying her for the favors. I would have to put some aside for the medical/funeral fees because the services would most likely put me in the hospital or kill me :wink2:
     
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  6. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    I was thinking the entire $9,990.50.

    Since she doesn't have a purse you would have to stop for $9.50 condoms at the Caesars Palace gift shop, where there would probably be a long line, so you would end up having to shoplift the condoms, but for Kharma purposes you would leave the $9.50 on the glass shelf near the condom rack.

    Might also add in a $10 pair of sunglasses to shield your eyes from the evil stares from the judgemental old lady in the elevator.:peace:
     
  7. jj_sparty

    jj_sparty High-Roller

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    Just so you get the best value, $100 for every minute one of us would last with her. My guess is that we would enjoy our time with her and have more than enough left over for a fun rest of the night/next day. Then again this is the interwebs and we are all porn stars. LOL.
     
  8. BlueSkadoo

    BlueSkadoo VMB Sweetheart

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    Nothing...why pay her when I can just look in the mirror?
     
  9. JNCVH

    JNCVH Tourist

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    All based on the amount of drinks that have already been served. Usually after enough that old lady in the elevator looks like that. Or in Beejay's case Macker looks like that after enough Kettle and Sodas:vomit:
     
  10. elrohir44

    elrohir44 Low-Roller

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    I don't go for women who have to be photoshopped. The right boob looks totally unnatural. 2/10- would not bang!
     
  11. jj_sparty

    jj_sparty High-Roller

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    I am sure in real life she looks like a cross between Shelley Duvall and Walter Matthau. :rolleyes2:
     
  12. bubbakitty

    bubbakitty native Texan; born and bred.

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    She would be pissed as the "hand" in THAT hand pay would be my wife's.....but what a memory.....
     
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    gpenguins67 High-Roller

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    I don't know what I'd do with the other $9975 .... lol
     
  14. Bubbavegas

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    Not a penny, I have honestly and truthfully had better in the past when I was younger and did not pay a penny for those, sure aint paying for an airbrushed version, and honestly Ms. Upton is not that special to me I have not understood her allure to be honest as high as it is. Besides the divorce would cost me more than the win. :evillaugh
     
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    I wouldn't do the world the disservice. Because when my wife found out, she'd kill me. And the girl. And then you'd not have her to look at.
     
  16. Nevyn

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    Wouldn't give anything to help with her tuition.

    But I'd spend about half to support her cocaine habit. But she'd have to earn it. Oh, how she'd have to earn it .................

    ...... I'm back now, what were we talking about?
     
  17. Mitkraft

    Mitkraft High-Roller

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    Given how high that particular girl is on my "i'd like to do" list I dont' even want to admit now much. :nworthy:
     
  18. john meriman

    john meriman merri by name merry by nature

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    speedy gonzales

    id pay her $1000 per hour- so my 6 minutes would cost me $100. :wink2::beer::beer:
     
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    If it was Taylor Rain, all of it.
     
  20. Flopitbaby

    Flopitbaby Low-Roller

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    Why would I give her anything ? I now have her picture and my trusty bottle of lotion. : )
     
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