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Hooker question

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by doctork, Dec 10, 2013.

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  1. doctork

    doctork Low-Roller

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    Let's say I want to pay for the services of a lady of the night. Now, keep in mind that I have no interest in having sex with this woman. I don't even really want to touch her. I'm just wondering if I could throw a hooker a hundred bucks to do stuff like stand next to the table and do 5 pushups every time I win a hand of blackjack or follow me around Las Vegas with a boom box playing "Eye of the Tiger"?

    I guess my question is as follows: Can you pay a Las Vegas prostitute to do outlandish, non-sexual stuff?

    Like, if i were approached and said, “No thanks, don’t need any of your sexual services, but would you mind wearing this Macho Man Randy Savage costume and screaming 'ohhhhh yeaaahhhh' in Macho Man's voice whenever somebody at this craps table rolls the point?'” Would they do that for a fee? 100 bucks? Less?

    Why not? Why would they turn that down? At the point you decide to become a prostitute, you’ve pretty much decided you will do anything for money, which I think is the real point here.

    I think I'm going to try this and report back.
     
  2. hillwood24

    hillwood24 High-Roller

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    Subscribed for pending report.
     
  3. doctork

    doctork Low-Roller

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    Will be in June.
     
  4. hillwood24

    hillwood24 High-Roller

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    I'll wait right here.
     
  5. sammowhammo

    sammowhammo VIP Whale

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    I would think you can get the guy who lets you kick him in the nuts for $20 to do that.
    I don't think a prostitute would do what you want for less than a grand or so - you are taking up much more of his/her/? time than a trick would.

    Let us know how it goes!
     
  6. mckevin32

    mckevin32 Low-Roller

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    Sam has it. The answer is yes, but not for a hundred. As long as you are paying their price, which will likely be closer to $300-$600 (pure guess here) per hour, they will do pretty much whatever you want, likely even preferring not to be touched. Might have problems getting them to draw lots of attention to themselves in public though, their business model relies on at least a minimal amount of discretion.

    And... Subscribed... lol
     
  7. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    This would be a lot like a coach trying to get Peyton Manning to run the read option. He might be physically capable, but he's gonna want to audible to a long pass play.

    The Hooker is gonna want to "audible" to her skill set as well.
     
  8. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    The more important question, why would you even want this? Any of this? I mean, do you really want to draw that kind of attention to yourself? Not to mention, the "point" I think you're trying to make is that some people will humiliate themselves for money. OK, fine. I'm pretty confident you can find people who will do that (although I actually doubt it would be a hooker). But why would you even want to do that? If you derive enjoyment from humiliating people, it doesn't have to be a hooker. Knock yourself out
     
  9. RiddickBull

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    Every escort has their price ranging to from hundreds to thousands. I don't think a $100 will cut it.

    I would do it if you paid me enough. Pay me $10k for the hour and I'll scream and do push ups. Everyone has their price for humiliation, some are more than others.
     
  10. tringlomane

    tringlomane STP Addicted Beer Snob

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    Yeah, for value, get the "kick in the nuts" guy or similar.
     
  11. TIMSPEED

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    LoL, Or any of those street performers...I'd think for $100 an hour any of them would likely do it! (perhaps $500 for 5-hours up front more than likely)
    EDIT: On second thought, if you could find a Macho Man costume, I'D say "OHHH YEAH!" everytime a point was made at craps, FOR FREE! (I do stupid shit like this anyway!)
     
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  12. Kickin

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    LOL that would be awesome. :beer:

    Say what? After reading his ideas my only question is why would I NOT want to do this? :evillaugh
     
  13. Someone

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    the real answer to this is a resounding no

    anyone that is a real hooker that charges some of the prices mentioned here like $500 per hour ect is not going to go around making themselves look stupid for a number of reasons the biggest one being if they can really command $500 dollars+ they don't need to

    any of the ones that are at the "street" level that are more in the range you are looking at are thieves, addicts, scammers, rip off artist, and pimped out cash and dashers and they will take your money, your costume, your boom box, your wallet and your watch before you have even hit the play button on the boom box and they will be gone and if you try and follow them their pimp will come around the corner and beat your ass to a pulp and take the remaining items of value off of you

    but give it a try and report back please :evillaugh
     
  14. paul.hodnett

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    Why not just find a Hobo to do it . A six pack would probably seal the deal.:beer:
     
  15. Someone

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    the smell...:faint:
     
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    Last time I checked hookers get paid $$$$ in advance so they make follow you around the casino and look all hot and pretty standing next to you but the only one that's going to look stupid is the OP. After he get's his blackjack he's going to look over at the hooker to do her thing and I guarantee you her reply is going to be ... "I got my money bitch, you get down on the floor and bark like a dog". :poke:
     
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    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Can I start the official lock thread countdown?

    "This thread will be locked in 4 posts, 3 posts, 2 posts..."
     
  18. Breeze147

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    Realizing that this is what the OP considers some sort of attempt at humor, a real prostitute working an upper class casino would spit in his face at the mere suggestion of such antics.

    For Crying Out Loud, Pal, even the lowest of our society has some sort of dignity.

    Crawl back under your rock.
     
  19. vegas_or_bust

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    OP: You have too much time on your hands if you sit around thinking about ways to humiliate people by praying on their unfortunate position in life.

    Good luck with your endeavor. If I saw a working girl following you around doing this stupid shit I would pay her double to kick you in the nuts and slap you in the face. :poke:
     
  20. merlin

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    What you need to fulfill your plan is something called...a friend. And you cant buy friends.
     
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