Saturday morning, the wife and I were at MB and decided to have a late breakfast / lunch. Walked up to the buffet line and there was a huge line (100+ people), but the player's club line was surprisingly empty. Excellent! Off we went. We walked the the front of the line and were immediately called up. Oh my gosh, you'd think we were trying to rob the joint! Four elderly ladies who had just made it past the cashier stopped and told us we were cutting in line, waving their arms like we were the wrong way down a one way street. No, I responded, and tapped the sign. The cashier asked if we were gold or above, (odd, you'd think she'd have said Pearl), and my wife said, "Yes, we're platinum". And we were waved up to the cashier. Someone still waiting to pay decided to say; "Ooh they're platinum!, how special!" For which he received the Look Of Death from my wife. It had it's desired effect . I signed off on the room charge, and the cashier told me to just pick up the stanchion and walk to the front to waited to be seated and they'd take care of us. We smiled and did what we were told. I believe the staff must have noticed all of this, because there was a conspicuous effort to thank us for visiting on our way out. And the people who hassled us? Were still waiting and saw the whole thing. As I told my wife on the way out, living well is the best revenge.