Jennie turns 40 and she's having a party at her husbands 20,000 square foot, fifteen bedroom, built in 1904 castle in Gloucester, Massachusetts. Ain't no way I'm missing this bonanza, so I flew into Logan on THU Night. Rented the worst car I've ever driven. Some box Jeep manufactured that giddy's up to 50 MPH in roughly :30. Should have rented a horse and carriage instead. Could have made better time. Since THU Night, all 20 of us have pretty much just been drunk. I haven't fallen down the stairs yet and I fell into an alcohol-induced coma from about 1 AM - 2:30 AM this morning when I (somehow) managed to find my way to my room. We went out on a boat yesterday...got hammered.