Ok I'll give it a shot! So now you have all those cards the porn slappers give you. If you call the number on the card does she come to your room? Does she whip out a badge instead of her boobs? Do you get the same good looking girl on the picture? What happens? How much does it cost? Does she show up with 3 big dudes hiding around the corner waiting to rob you? Any body ever call that number?