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Funny golf sign.

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by Joe, Jun 20, 2012.

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  1. Joe

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    Supposedly this is a sign at a Scottsdale, AZ course

    1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

    2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

    3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

    4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

    5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

    6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

    7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

    8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

    9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

    10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

    WELL DONE.

    NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF. :thumbsup:
     
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    LOL- that is awesome! Makes sense - who knew it applied off the golf course.

    Good find Joe.
     
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    I like that one!
     
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