Favourite Movie Lines

Al Pacino from Scarface

"Fuck Benny Gomez and the Diaz brothers"

"Say hello to my little friend"
To properly say these, stick your tongue under your lower lip ,now you're Tony Montana.

 

"Go ahead, skin it...skin that smoke wagon and see what happens..."
"I said throw down boy....you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed"

 

LV related, kinda. "What the {f-bomb} is a frush?" I and a so-called friend of mine go back and forth on this one when one of us hits a flush in VP.

 

"......And I come here and find you playing Hee-Haw with the fuck-around gang!"

 

Inconceivable!

 

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation:

Clark: Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is. Hallelujah. Holy ****. Where's the Tylenol?

From Major League:

Jake Taylor: That's my wife...
Willie Mays Hayes: Does she know that?
Jake Taylor: Well, she would've been if I hadn't screwed it up... who's that guy she's with?
Willie Mays Hayes: I don't know. He's not wearing a nametag.
Rick Vaughn: Want me to drag him outta here, kick the sh!t out of him?

 

Vito: "give him a living never discuss the family business"

 

The Hangover:

Alright your up handsome .... Not you fat Jesus!

 

Too many to choose from:
"Well...an enchanted moment."

"Yipee-ki-yay motherf*%ker"

"Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?"

"I am an F.B.I. agent!"

"I need absolute silence while I fall into character....."

"Where'd who go????"

 

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"Ah ah....I know what you're think'in....did he fire six shots or only five. To tell the truth I just plumb forgot in all this excitement? But being that this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head CLEAN OFF....you've got to ask yourself...'Do I feel lucky?' "





"WELL DO YOU, PUNK?????"

 

From Moonraker


Minister of Defence: My God, what's Bond doing?

Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.

 

Eddie-" The shitters full"

 

Great scene. Love that he had a can of Meister Brau.

 

Since its almost time for baseball again:


Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Larry: Lollygaggers!
Skip: Lollygaggers.

 

Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.

"'scuse me while I whip this out!"

 

"A League of Their Own"

Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz): Nice retort. Tryouts are in Chicago. It's a real league, professional.
Kit Keller (Lori Petty): Professional - baseball?
Ernie Capadino: Mmm-hmm. They'll pay you 75 dollars a week.
Kit Keller: We only make 30 at the dairy.
Ernie Capadino: Well then, this would be more, wouldn't it?

Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz): Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station.

Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz): [to a salesman] You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.

 

One I haven't seen here yet from the Dirty Harry fans:

Go ahead.........Make my day.

 

Animal House

Bluto Blutarsky - Over!!? Did you say over!!? Nothing's over until we decide it is! Did we give up when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor?
Otter - Germans?
Boon - Forget it, he's on a roll.

 

Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking bar