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Dumb and dumber run the casino

Discussion in 'Non-Vegas Chat' started by TOWNSVILLE, Jun 1, 2015.

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    TOWNSVILLE Low-Roller

    Feb 9, 2015
    Trips to Las Vegas:
    Dumb has to much money, so he buys a casino,He will show the locals what fine dining is,that should get them away from their gambling ways.Dumb then employs a new boss to run the establishment.New boss comes from a remote casino where the locals make ridiculous wages and are mostly single young men.Money to spend no matter what tomorrow brings.See where this is heading?Casino is in a working man"s town,three veg.and a slab of meat please.Remove all discounts says dumber that will lift the profits somewhat.Gee where have all my loyal customers gone?l know says Dumb,we will build the same facilities that were demolished several years ago for car parking space.BUT we will build them on the other side of the casino,that should trick the few customers we have left.Another good idea is to remove the mega jackpot pokies in to the high roller area to stop the peasants having any chance of jagging a big one.(Aust.slang for hooking/as in fishing).We might as well lift all food prices while we are at it, since we are trying to pretend we are a capital city establishment.(With their higher wages).Now then, what is the dumbest thing we can do,l know, lets change the Blackjack rules.The fools will never pick up on that.Call it Blackjack Challenge and give them some little extra winning opportunities.However we will take their money on any push between the player and the dealer.They wil never figure that one out.This would be funny if it was not true.Thank GOD for planes and Vegas.:grrr:Only good to come from this, is the money l save from not gambling there will pay for my next trip.:licklips:
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