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Deck The Halls With Hookers and Blow: BeeeJay's LIVE December Trip Report!!!!!

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Nov 22, 2010.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Wife goes off Griswold Style Tonight on the kids.....classic.

    Basically it was raining...the kids were tired. Bitching they didn't want to look at any more xmas lights or wait at this packed Nativity thing at the salvation army.

    She has never "seen the scene" so she had no idea, but it basically went down like this, but with my wife as Clark:

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  2. JNCVH

    JNCVH Tourist

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    Beejay for some reason I am thinking that the weather lady is talking about the use of your hand and not length and my hand signal is towards mmmm perfection!:blowkiss: Yours is kind of like one of those magician hand tricks, first you see it and then you don't... kind of in relation to the cold over Chicago right now, or your bed :ssst: By the way "buy a map I'm a Dr not a tourguide, your a big boy" Did you want to bet that Toronto is not West of BUF, I think they call that Lake Erie?
     
  3. ant1433

    ant1433 Low-Roller

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    Thanks for the Facebook approval. Can't wait for the live updates/photos.
    Good Luck at the Cosmo and enjoy the Diamond clubs. If you ever get to Atlantic ciy, you will love those Diamond Clubs. :licklips:
     
  4. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Just in case you were wondering where the girl at the end got the rabbit......

    [​IMG]
     
  5. JSR1968

    JSR1968 Low-Roller

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    Staring at the Delta.com website at a $280 r/t flight for Weds - Fri...

    Should I book or shouldn't I?!?!? LOL
     
  6. Bossplayer21

    Bossplayer21 Low-Roller

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    Funny Beejay that clip from National lampoons Vacation:

    DON'T TOUCH!!! is the same thing the dealers at the blackjack table keep telling me when I am hammered. Oh yeah and the wife!!
     
  7. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Beeejay has to tell Alexanbo that lots too!
     
  8. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Macker, you and Alexanbo are fighting like a married couple of late!
     
  9. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Well shit he keeps picking on me lol. I gotta throw some comebacks out there every now and again lol
     
  10. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    A friend posted this on my facebook wall:

    [​IMG]
     
  11. alexanbo

    alexanbo High-Roller

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    It's missing the location of the dead hooker disposal area though.... i'm thinkg right out the port corchere.
     
  12. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    the kitchen has a disposal I believe. Although until rigamortis sets in, I prefer to hold on to the merchandiiiiise :wink2:
     
  13. Jinx

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    Great hit at Joliet, I couldn't agree more, that place is a hole, I remember driving out there when I was stuck in Chicago for a weekend for work, and I couldn't wait to go back to the hotel room.

    Have a great trip
     
  14. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Thanks Jinx.

    Well the clock is ticking down slowly but surely. outta here in 17.5 hours!!!
     
  15. vegasmacker

    vegasmacker Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    I'll be writing my last final when you are landing you bastard
     
  16. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    nice alibi.

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  17. JaviSRK

    JaviSRK High-Roller

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    Dude can't run any faster? LOL
     
  18. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Thanks Sonya!

    Your hard work giving us all a forum to vent our degeneracy is greatly appreciated!!!

    :nworthy:
     
  19. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Well folks it is almost that time.

    The anticipation has been building.....I am anxious to escape the clutches of home.......less than 16 hours until my foot hits the "welcome the hell out" mat at my house and I am on my way.

    Just like last year around this time, the sadness of it being too cold for pool time is replaced with the icy cold Clark W. Griswold pool dive exhilaration of a new property opening.

    This one promises to be very special as we all know it will be the last before Vegas is ground into dust. As well it looks to be just a kick-ass property and my money is on Cosmo making everyone forget about the Shitty Center debacle.

    I'll be posting detailed reports here each night aka morning with the pics from my good camera. Occasional updates and phone pics will be available in real time, including underwater shots from Caesars Qua Bath and Spa which may be difficult to identify.:wink2: All that small stuff will be over on my facebook:

    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001652363740#!/profile.php?id=100001652363740&v=info

    If your especially bored or iced into the house....or don't say it......AT WORK!!! feel free to pop on by for the real time updates. Otherwise I'll post everything here so you can catch up each morning, on your laptop, as you sit around the conference table hearing about the latest "net-net" reports from accounting.:evillaugh

    Ahhhh in just a short time I'll be celebrating in 50 degree warmer temps.:Þ
     
  20. RandomTask

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    If you're there through the weekend and notice a bald guy stalking your party, don't worry, I'm harmless.
     
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