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Cucumber porn! Cosmopolitan 8/08-8/11/2014.

Discussion in 'Vegas After Dark' started by PayTriple, Sep 11, 2014.

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  1. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Link to "Old TR: Cosmopolitan 8/08/8/11/2014. Warning: Cucumber porn!"
    http://www.vegasmessageboard.com/forums/showthread.php?111830-Old-TR-Cosmopolitan-8-8-8-11-2014-Warning-Cucumber-porn!&p=1013288#post1013288

    I have placed some of the trip picture here, in the After Dark Section.

    There are two varieties of cucumbers commonly available in grocery stores in the US.
    English (a.k.a hot house cucumbers), and Garden cucumbers (standard cucumber).
    The English cucumbers are long, thin, with a dark green skin, and they are often sold wrapped in plastic.
    The Garden cucumber is shorter, more blunt, with dark green skin and usually sold individually in bins.

    Look for English cucumbers with a small rounded head, which gradually enlarges into a wider bulkier body.
    The flesh should be firm, not soggy, as this could indicate rot.

    Now, I know what you are thinking: why the hell is he talking about freakin’ cukes?!

    Because there are many different uses for cucumbers, see next post…..
     

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  2. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Ahhhh, so many girls, so little time....

    Can any golfers out there say "Foursome?" :banana::banana::banana:
     

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    How do you get parties like this?! haha.
     
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    We're not worthy! We're not worthy! :nworthy:
     
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    Nice TR.

    You sir are role model.

    :beer:
     
  6. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Dunno. These girls are free spirited, and do their own thing, if you know what I mean.
    I've stopped trying to figure them out, and just watch and learn.... and enjoy.

    I have HUGE a schlong. :banana:
    Seriously though, these girsl DO think I am well endowed.....monetarily!

    Thanks golfnut, ever dream about a foursome like that before?

    Thanks Riddick!
     
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    I'd give my left nut to have a Bungalow for a night with my buddy's!
     
  8. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    You can keep your nut....I'll let you know the next time I'm in the Bungalow, and you and your buddy can come party with us!
     
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    Don't forget that guys trip is still on your shoulders!
     
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    As a Fellow Massachusite your trips are how it should be Done I'm trying to get a note from the Boss (wife)for a return trip with the guys this fall, maybe we can cross paths and I will take you up on that drink from your other posts, and the Vodka taste challenge (Rather be at the party LOL ) I'll bring the cukes :banana::Þ
     
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  11. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    Yes, I already have the wheels turning on this.
    How much lead time do you think people need to block off time for a trip?
    3 months? 6 months?
     
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    I'd say you are right in the wheelhouse....3 to 6.... If u set a date all the true cavemen will find a way to attend ;)
     
  13. PayTriple

    PayTriple The Cucumber King

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    OK, I'll start a new thread about plans for such a trip, once I have secured my own details with my host(s).
     
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    Get ready for a truck load of cucumber offers LOL
     
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    I can bring some fake Rolex watches and we can play "Spot the hooker thief."
     
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    PayTriple is a gentleman and a scholar! He knows how to do Vegas right :clap:
     
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    Is it me or is something missing, as in any details of the TR? Or maybe I am too late..
     
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