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Table Games Crap Dealer Calls

Discussion in 'Table Games' started by aa0154, Jun 1, 2015.

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  1. aa0154

    aa0154 Tourist

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    Years and years ago when I first started playing craps at the Casino Royale, there was a dealer that was full for great one liners depending on the situation. I have not heard any other dealer with as many as this guy. I can't remember them all but here are two that have stuck with me:

    There is no number if its in the lumber! (A dice in tray)
    Like Davey Jone's Locker, In the drink! (Pretty straight forward)

    Anyone else remember any odd calls you've heard over the years?
     
  2. Vegas Lover

    Vegas Lover Low-Roller

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    Was his name Don????
     
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    Too tall to call.......if dice land on top of the chip stacks.
     
  4. aa0154

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    Sorry, I do not remember. So many years, so many beers. Not sure why those two out of all of the stuck with me..
     
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    The farmer makes his money in the field.......Bet the field!
     
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    CJ -- a dealer at Luxor -- had some memorable calls last time I played there. "9-9-9-9" "9-9-9-9" while playing the craps stick like a guitar. "5 No Field" in calypso/Caribbean voice. He racked lots of tip$ that weekend. Not sure if he is still there.
     
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    Speaking of Casino Royale...they had a guy 4-5yrs ago who, when a hard six showed, his call was "hey yoooo the national average..hard six!"
     
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    In the Wood / No Good!!!
     
  9. Electroguy563

    Electroguy563 Over-Fried Gambler

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    A bit off topic but wanted to share:

    At MSS there was this older Asian lady that is a regular player there. On one of the rolls she lamented " I really want a hard 10!" to which the dealer quickly quipped: " If you wait a while I get off work in a couple of hrs...". The whole table broke out in laughter, and the Asian lady, who knows the dealer snapped good heartedly, "Not that kind of hard 10!".

    All good. All in good fun.

    I remember meaning to remark " I have a hard 4"..... playing upon the sexual innuendo (since I had a dollar on the hard 4) but refrained because instead of laughs I'd probably elicit only gestures of sympathy, LOL. :beer:

    Come to think of it...maybe they would've laughed...:poke::cry:
     
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    Some of my favorites over the years:

    "Man thinks he found himself a souvenir!" (when a die went off the table, into the walkway, & was picked up by a passerby).
    "Yo-eleven...with nobody on it" (After I had been periodically betting it).
    "Man saved himself five dollars!" (When a second hard-8 hit right after it had hit for me & I took my bet down.)
     
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    I remember this guy throwing dice really hard and of course one kept flying off the table. Eventually stick goes "try overhand son if you're going for distance". Whole table cheered that comment.
     
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    "hey man,,, speed limit is 55, try and hit it"
     
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    "in the lobby kemosahbee" when a dice off the table,always made me chuckle!
     
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    Saw a guy toss them off the table and one hit the cocktail waitress. "Sir if you need a drink we can just call them over, no need to throw things"
     
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    Sam, swing shift dealer at Aria.
    Calls a 9 as Noine number Noine as in the Beatles.

    A Yo is YoYo Wasup ??
     
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    Lady Killer! Hard 4
     
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    Funny things Pepole say at the tables

    What are yours........I Hit 3 yo's in a row and some drunk guy was on it each time for $25....he yelled out at the top of his lungs...."Thats the shit that killed Elvis"(He tossed me a Quarter each time to)...I also heard the flying V called "The Wounded Buzzard"...and I heard a 9 refereed to as "Nina Ross from a farting Horse"...just a few....Your tuen I want to hear some funny stuff !!! :thumbsup:
     
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    This German dealer at Boardwalk had an endless line of patter, five shooter five, shooter has a fever. But I swear, if you through a seven out he would just scream "Foch!" Spent an extra hour at his table listening to this.
     
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    Some guy at a Table threw em to tall one night and one of the Dice landed between my girlfriends boobs....stick man looked at me and said "I ain't going there !!"
     
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    LOL, that was great!
     
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