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Cosmo 7/18-7/20 Slot Tourney

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by RiddickBull, Jul 25, 2014.

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  1. RiddickBull

    RiddickBull VIP Whale

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    My Trip Report

    This last trip took me a bit to recover, I got too fucked up.

    I arrived to Vegas at about 4 pm for the slot tourney. I usually fly out a little later, but registration started at 6 pm, tourney started at 8 pm. I get there and check in. My friends was suppose to arrive at 10 pm. Knowing me, I go to the HL room to play some stupid slots. I actually did okay playing the $10-25 per poll. I got up about 1k, not bad.

    I start drinking XO and Heineken. I got bored so I decide to play some roulette betting 17/20. I hit it the first time for $50. Cool shit. I start pressing; it didn't go well. Next thing you know it, I'm down a few grad. Fuck it, I go to the BJ table to play $300 min. Lost about 3k. Dealer was a total DB.

    So it's about 7 pm so I decide to go to the talon room. I buy in for 5k. It's going back and fourth. Damnit, I forgot about the slot tourney so I make my way to Casablanca (or whatever the room is called). I'm the last one in the room playing. I think I scored 7k in points. After the slot tourney I go back to the Talon room to play baccarat. My friend arrives a little bit later. I specifically remember this point because I had 8k when the pit boss and dealer begin to talk shit saying I should just give me them my money since I will be done soon after my friend arrived. Fuck these fuckers, so we start juicing some XO. Smashed, start going crazing betting 1k per hand. The pit boss keeps talking shit. Next thing you know I'm out. WTF???? I should have left and went to the Wynn.

    I then go back down stairs to the HL room to play baccarat with some Mexican guys. These guys are cool as shit. I even pulled out my high school spanish; ocho, me gusta. I remember the guy told me fuck you, messing with me like I didn't know. I bust him out and he laughs. We are betting with each other and it's going well. Next, a bad shoes killed us. I'm down some more.

    We go back to the room and order room service.

    We wake up at about 7 am and make our way to the HL slots. Drink service is slow so we go the VP in the HL room. Now the drinks are coming, By 11 am, we are fucked up. I go to the slot tourney and play. I think I scored 3k in points, I can't really remember. I go back downstairs to meet my friend. By this time, we are drinking way too much. I go back to the slot tourney and start playing. I start hitting on the announcer girl and they kick me out because I'm too fucked up.

    I meet my friend up and we start drinking some more. Smashed, level 10. Fuck I really don't remember, but we go back to the room with a few girls. We start drinking more. I really don't remember what happened, but I ended up on the shower floor. The water was running, oh shit again. There is about an inch of water in the bathroom, it's like deja voo again. I woke up because my friend was pounding on the window. He thought I locked him on the balcony, but he kept trying to open the window instead of the sliding glass door. SO he comes in full of sweat. I asked him what happened and he told me he thought I locked him on the balcony. He then notices he was trying to push the glass window open instead of the sliding door. He looks at the floor and said you flooded the room again, WTF??? The girls didn't rob us. I guess they couldn't because everything I had was in the safe.

    I try to clean up, fuck it. I don't care. If you have a problem with me, talk to my host. The floor is soaked in water, but I don't care. No security came to my room so this was a good thing.

    We go back down stairs and drink more. I'm smashed and make my way back to the baccarat table. I don't remember what happened, but by the end of the trip, I was down 20k.

    My average bet was $482 (a little low I thought, but oh well). I didn't ask for any other data. My host took care of everything.

    Man, I was too fucked up for a 48 hour trip. I think I will not stay from the Cosmo from now on. My next trip, I'm going back to the Wynn or V/P.

    Sorry for my shitty English. I'm too lazy to proofread and correct it.

    I won a few hundred of free play from the slot tourney. It was a total waste of time. I will never do one again unless it is a few million dollar tourney.
     
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  2. CoachSt

    CoachSt Low-Roller

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    Going Hard! Thanks for TR.
     
  3. pphold

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    Dang RiddickBull that sucked that you lost. Sorry to hear that. I'm going this week
    I'm all set to play at Cosmo but might have to be careful not to do all my play there. Wynn is actually trying to get me back so I might have to go visit. I do like SW steakhouse, Wing Lei and Mizumi.

    Think i was talking about Louis XIII too much and had you drinking too many of them....

    Let me know on when is your next trip.

    I'll find out this trip on the tickets.
     
  4. Chuck2009x

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    Dude, you gotta start having engineering come and shut off the water supply to everything except the toilet as soon as you check in. :evillaugh
     
  5. Gargamel

    Gargamel Low-Roller

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    Thanks for the TR.
    Getting kicked out of a slot tourney. Does that qualify as an instant classic?:thumbsup:
    Do dealers talk a lot of "shit" at the Cosmo? Or do they just like to mess with you?


    Haiku:
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    The water is rising
    Safe locked
     
  6. RiddickBull

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    Haha, I think so. I blame you, just kidding. :drunk:

    I just booked my next trip for the Venetian. I decided not to go to the bac tourney on Aug. 8 at the Cosmo (75k is not worth the hassle). I will be there 8/15-8/18. I made sure to book a 3 day trip so I can slow it down a little bit then being rushed.

    I got 900 in promo chips at V/P then I'll be stopping at the cage at Cosmo to get my 1k in promo chips. Last trip, the let me get my promo chips from the cage.

    I don't think I'll be at the Cosmo for a long time. If you are out there, let me know. I need some of your luck.
     
  7. RiddickBull

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    LOL. I don't think they should let me in a casino in Vegas.
     
  8. paperposter

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    funny i did the slots tourney last weekend got just under 7 k , still you need around 12-15k to win
    i never win slots

    48hours in vegas is to quick to to do much you realy didnt need a hotel room a park bench woud have worked
     
  9. RiddickBull

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    Haha, exactly. We slept for like 6 hours total.

    My next trip is for 3 days. I think this should be adequate.
     
  10. chonglosaxon

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    Sounds like one of my UFC trips. great trip report. when i do a ufc trip i cant function for about a week correctly. Go hard or dont go at all, I like the style Riddick. We will have to hookup on a trip some time
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    My next trip is for 46hours. I get there at 1am and leave at 11pm so less than two full days.

    But I'm booked for 5 nights.

    I'm going to hit Cosmopolitan , (MGM, ARIA or Bellagio) and Wynn.

    SO far the LUCKY shoes have worked. Have not had a losing trip with the LUCKY shoes. But the wife had thrown them away twice and I had to get them out of the trash and hide them.

    I better make these trips count. Don't know how long I can keep wearing them.

    ( I already heard the suggestions of only wear them when you gamble and it does not work. Only works is I wear them when I leave the house and keep them on the entire trip. except when I sleep and shower. )


    I know I'm a CRAZY SUPERSTITIOUS GAMBLER. Hey whatever works.


    RiddickBull I'll try to get some of your money back at Cosmopolitan. I have not gone to V/P in a long time. My offers from the have been only some very small freeplay with a discounted room.

    We need to hook up and do some gambling in September. Looks like we are going to miss each other again.
     
  12. RiddickBull

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    Exactly. :beer:

    Definitely, hopefully our schedules cross sometime.
     
  13. chess

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    Damn rid sick...you took a beating...sorry to hear....I'm sure your next trip you will return the favor...

    Great TR....
     
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