I'm going to tell a story. I'm not going to editorialize, or suggest anyone try the same thing -- I'm just going to tell exactly what happened. Use this however you want. Because I've seen threads where people were asking how to get comps for as little play as possible, I think this story has value. In April of 2011, I wandered into Hooters. I was with a very low rolling friend, and we wanted to play video poker. Hooters has $1 DDB at 9-6, so it was perfect for me, and it had quarter options right in the same row for my friend. Add to that a $5 tip to the CW on her first trip by and we had more beers than we could drink lined up. And I hit 4 aces, no kicker, so it was a winning session. Good times. We played about an hour, I guess. I wasn't rushing, so call it 500 hands, or $2500 coin in. For the next year I constantly got mailers offering me free rooms, $75 RFB, and $75 match play. Makes sense. In March of 2012 I finally took them up on the offer. I was booked at MC, but I double booked hooters because I was meeting some friends for beers Friday night, and Hooters was a convenient location (and you can get a lot of wings and beer for $75 at hooters.) So I booked 2 nights into their room (checked it out...horrible, but that's another discussion.) I used the RFB, and I got 3 $25 match play coupons that I used in a session of BJ where I bought in for $200 and proceeded to lose 8 straight hands. Then we played a little bit of full pay VP, but we played quarters and played 30 minutes max. I checked out, paid absolutely nothing, and left. So basically I no-played the offer, which was fine because I never intended to take another one. Fast forward to today, where in my mailbox there was an offer for 3 free nights, $50 free food, and $75 match play...good any time between 1 November and 30 December.