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Cold November Rain of Hookers & Quads

Discussion in 'Vegas Trip Reports' started by BeeeJay, Sep 28, 2013.

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  1. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    My Trip Report

    Well dear friends,

    We all knew it was gonna happen.

    The boyz of summer will be keeping their Roses holstered, but will definitely be pulling out their "Guns & Hoses".

    This is no slow dance, romantic getaway strewn with rose petals. Oh no. This is a 2-night sprint where we will be punching Vegas in the teeth from the get go, leaving a trail of ATM receipts, W-2G's, Buffet scraps, broken-hearted meth-whooores, and other unmentionables for the CSI detectives to try to sort out after our flight out.

    Thanks to the generosity of the evil MGM empire, a virtually free stay has been arranged with cobbled together flight credits and Darth Murren's Aria mailer.

    A fearsome foursome of the usual suspects will fly in low around 630pm on Thur 11/14 go all "Seal Team Sex" on the unsuspecting weekend professionals. BBBJ indeed.

    OK we'll probably just drink and gamble, but its fun to fantisize about how the real ballers enjoy Vegas.

    Anyway, the group includes BeeeJay, Helieu, Borat, and of course Macker. Maybe a few of Macker's security detail from the province pen high security wing.

    All the elements are in place. Now we have only to count down the days, make our soon-to-be forgotten preparations and gambling plans, and descend on the mecca for a Cold November Rain of Hookers & Quads!!!!

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  2. shifter

    shifter Degenerate Gambler

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    Don't miss ufc that weekend!
     
  3. Joe

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    We'll be downtown Nov 15-19 celebrating my birthday.
     
    Christmas
  4. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    we are too poor for UFC, well maybe Macker is going. I can barely afford my kids braces and a bi-weekly hooker (or is that semi-monthly)?

    anyway we fly in Thurs and out Sat, but will definitely be making a downtown visit and would love to meet up with whomever is ready to see a train wreck.

    I've been grounded from drinking for about a month since I got into a Jameson challenge with an Irishman and ended up doing an impression of the Bellagio fountains while lying on my back in the driveway.

    Apparantly I'm the Benjamin Button of drinking. The older I get, the more immature the results seem to be! :beer::wink2::beer:
     
  5. Huddler

    Huddler VIP Whale

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    I may be out there that weekend for the fight! I will let you know!:beer:
     
  6. Royal Flusher

    Royal Flusher Savvy Gambler

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    Wahoo!!! :beer:

    Or is it a bi hooker every week?
     
  7. Chuck2009x

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    Lol, did you have to pay extra for the eye twitch on that chick?
     
  8. UKFanatic

    UKFanatic The Arbiter of Taste Caviar Kid

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    Uh oh, I arrive early the morning of the 16th. I'll follow your Aria path of destruction
     
  9. macker69

    macker69 Canadian Ambassador for Sully's Bar

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    Already got my tickets the day UFC Fight Club presale went on
     
  10. VegasBJ

    VegasBJ VIP Whale

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    Where's Gaggles?
     
  11. USCHawks

    USCHawks High-Roller

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    I'm with you, I'll be arriving the afternoon of the 17th.
     
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    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    crying in front of his laptop :cry::cry:
     
  13. BeeeJay

    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    only the most accurate of shooters can invoke the dreaded "eye twitch" :wink2:
     
  14. pebbles

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    I thought you would have learned the " get the wife to pay for the hooker" trick. I fall for it every time. We will be in Vegas at that time, but my OH will probably be in bed when there is a meet. Unless Breanna will be there, he was most impressed last year.
     
    First trip of 2017.
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    Not always sure how to respond in a thread with this level of hilarity but it's good to see this.
     
  16. ButterflyMtn

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    Maybe I'll see you all around. Arrive on the 16th but have to run that half marathon first on the 17th. :beer:
     
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    BeeeJay President of The Red Lobster Hostess Satisfaction

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    Just did a 5K with a 50lb kid on my shoulders for the last 4.9K, does that count for a 1/8 marathon?
     
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    We need more photos of babes.
     
  19. breanna61

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    :cool::haha: Any video? It is inconvenient when you have to add your driveway to the "list of places you can never go again" lmao. In time the neighbours will forget.
     
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    We arrive at the Aria - same day you do! :ssst:
     
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