So here I am in Vegas again. Honestly everyone at work thinks I have a real problem. They're probably right. I got a PM from backer a few weeks ago about a meet up this weekend. He gave it the big rah rah Pom poms and all so I thought what the heck. So I started out in the new but dented car and 3.75 hours later I was being told my room wasn't ready. Ugh. So to waste some time I shot some craps -325, played some slots -400, and went through 450 of my free play +175. Went to concierge to have them get me a ticket to Steven Wright tonight and was told they can't book it. Well my room was ready so went upstairs and got a ticket online for 8pm tonight. Didn't know concierge is French for useless. My pal Deepak is here this week performing at Bally's and I was going to buy him lunch at Mandalay via my Vegas buffet for 2 but he wasn't up yet so I asked the guy behind me in line if he wanted a free lunch. He accepted and started to tell me about being drunk and blowing a grand last night at black jack. I said that's too bad and asked for separate tables. If anyone is going to tell bad beat stories it's going to be the guy buying lunch! Anyway, I'm here and looking forward to meeting all these coconuts who post to the board.